Bulldog Chess with Witch- JhonHS vs. HorribleTomato

This is a game of bulldog with witch between @JohnHS (White) and @HorribleTomato (Black).

Game rules:
Board: 10 x 8 (see image below).
The pieces:
Guard (G) - Moves and captures like a king.

Witch (W) - The witch is transparent to friendly pieces, and she also makes all adjacent pieces (friend and foe) transparent to friendly pieces (but pieces are not transparent for the witch). The witch does not capture other pieces, but she can be captured. Although pieces are not transparent to the witch, she is very agile; she combines the movement of queen, knight, and can jump orthogonally and diagonally two squares. Transparency of a piece means that other pieces can move, attack, and capture right through the piece.

Board Setup:

Note the position of Black's king and queen are switched compared to classical chess. This is so the guard and witch are equal distance to each player's king and queen.

Castling:
The rules of castling are similar as in classical chess, however, with the board 10 squares wide, the king travels three squares rather than two. The rook finishes adjacent to the king. All squares between the king and the involved rook must be unoccupied, with the exception of the witch and pieces made transparent by the witch.

Misc: Pawns play the same as in classical chess. Pawns can promote to queen, rook, bishop, knight in addition to guard and witch. Promotions are unlimited (not restricted to pieces that have been captured).

Other rules of this game are identical with rules of classical chess.

JhonHS plays white.  Good luck!

You mistyped my name twice!  I am traumatized! 

1. f4

g5 who shall MOD?

2. fxg5

I don't know.  If we need a moderator (which I doubt) we can ask someone to resolve any possible disputes.  Vickalan, for example.

Wg7+

Would you like to do board updates?

3. Qf2

Nd6 I am kind of lazy sometimes though

4. d3

This is an interesting line.  

c6 #Crashingthrough

The Tomato Gambit?

5. e3

I thought that # was a checkmate ... moment of shock.

I think I'm better here.

Probably, yes.  But I play like a much weaker version of Magnus.  Bad opening, less-than-incredible tactics, great endgames and positions.

Bb6. Already moved on the diagram.

6. Ng3

Bxe3 I win the queen.

7. Qf3

Maybe, maybe not.