Chess960 - did you know...

You just have to talk to the pawns and ask each one which it is. If the a-pawn says he's Garry, you know he usually belongs on the g-file.

No. Have you never heard of Harry the h-pawn?
I thought it was Harold...but that could just be me.

No. Have you never heard of Harry the h-pawn?
I thought it was Harold...but that could just be me.
No, it's actually Hermoine.

I talk to mine politely, most of the time. But occasionally I say "Die, you stupid pawn!" And then it usually does.

Voldemort the V pawn is lurking in the shadows...
My board isn't that big.
I don't care, everybody was using Harry Potter characters as pawns.
I almost said Howard Sprague
...that the pawns are scrambled too? So you might have Harry on the b-file.