Message for Daniel Rensch and Other Chess.com Peeps

Itude

Oh ?

knotch

my ol'lady cusses me out in Spanish some tims and three other languges too

BISHOP_e3

  Does she work for the UN?

knotch
BISHOP_e3 wrote:

  Does she work for the UN?

no, but she could shes a whip,I say crazy stuff to her but it just frustrates her cause of her big brain

Itude

Get a new wife with two other bigger things !

knotch
Itude wrote:

Get a new wife with two other bigger things !

shes stacked too

Itude

Two stacked eyes ??

Infidel_Catto

the OP’s joke is quite good! and just for literature purposes, it’s Daniel Wrench, ok.

Itude

Might be if she would stay on one chess site for long enough to follow it up, but she won't ,and has moved from site to site for years.

Infidel_Catto
knotch wrote:

my ol'lady cusses me out in Spanish some tims and three other languges too

this is well known tactic. she can vent all she wants, you won’t have a clue what she is saying and end up not retaliating. i take it she dresses in leather and got you to convert the spare room into a torture chamber.

Itude

Oh, been for a visit have you happy.png

knotch

Itude

Is she getting ready for one of them covid19 throat swabs ??

Infidel_Catto

looks like the under arm tickle torture scene.

Itude

nah ,shes probably just about to use one of them tongue scraper things, must have halitosis.poor lass sad.png

knotch

Im not happy if Im not sufferin"

Itude

I think we have already worked that out happy.png