How to cheat at chess and not get caught!

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Step 1: Log into chess.com and join the greatest pasta based club the site has had in 13 years.

 

Step 2: Go to Vincenzo's and buy all the Fettuccine they have.

 

 

Step 3: Consume all the Fettuccine and smear what is left over the computer screen, the fettuccine from Vincenzo's will give you superhuman chess powers and will allow you to beat any opponent you face.

Note: Ensure that tape is placed over the webcam during the consumption phase because Mr. Allebest is watching at all times.

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I agree, but we can't let too many people discover this or it could spell the end of chess.com 

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Good, but you need to join the official club for this to work. Or the employees at Vincenzo's might turn you away. 

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TinkleDink wrote:

Step 1: Log into chess.com and join the greatest pasta based club the site has had in 13 years.

 

 

Step 2: Go to Vincenzo's and buy all the Fettuccine they have.

 

 

 

Step 3: Consume all the Fettuccine and smear what is left over the computer screen, the fettuccine from Vincenzo's will give you superhuman chess powers and will allow you to beat any opponent you face.

 

Note: Ensure that tape is placed over the webcam during the consumption phase because Mr. Allebest is watching at all times.

you guys seem to be involved in myths

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stop tempting me to eat

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When I try to cheat against my little brother he catches me. Then I lose. I stink at chess. 

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lol

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I tried this strategy and it didn't work

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little help?

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More fettuccine, less complaining

 

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xD

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LOLOLOL a mod moved this thread to clubs and teams!

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spideysuper1234 wrote:
TinkleDink wrote:

Step 1: Log into chess.com and join the greatest pasta based club the site has had in 13 years.

 

 

Step 2: Go to Vincenzo's and buy all the Fettuccine they have.

 

 

 

Step 3: Consume all the Fettuccine and smear what is left over the computer screen, the fettuccine from Vincenzo's will give you superhuman chess powers and will allow you to beat any opponent you face.

 

Note: Ensure that tape is placed over the webcam during the consumption phase because Mr. Allebest is watching at all times.

you guys seem to be involved in myths

 

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No myths. All fact

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mr allebest doesn't exist lol

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He runs this site.

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you are the best storyteller

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What are you, some kind of talking dog?

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dogs don't play chess