⸸🐙You need prayers!🐙⸸

Come join the The Devil's Workshop club!

• You don't really have to believe to join, do you really believe jesu.... um yeah
• Ask for prayers, share any anecdote you can find to encourage fellow pirates! All in The Flying Spaghetti Monster is our great leader
• And some chess... advice etc
• Team matches can happen if enough tools er... members accumulate

Our leader the FSM is genderless... can turn into a woman human or a kraken; cuz the Noodly one is strong!

➡️➡️ I would like to thank the FSM for giving me a rapid high of 1500+ (95th+ percentile)⬅️⬅️

Note : Not Officially endorsed by the Official Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Could you elaborate potential believer... I am not getting the reference @TheNameofNames

errr could you elaborate is that what people call a meme ... i have no clue better pray to the FSM lol

Typical atheist 101 stuff.

You can join without belief you know... do you REALLY belief that jesu...... 

I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me Science and logic... ahem i mean the peace that passes all understanding lol

Thanks but I dont join online clubs.

Don't worry I am praying for you young lady/man "Ask and it shall me given!" Fluke 22 : 9

In the FSM's name I say ramen

Bah lets be tolerant ya know... You didn't explain the stuff you posted how UnFSM like...

You need Jesus in you heart dude er... I mean you need the Flying Spaghetti Monster in you brain Womannnnn (or mannnnn)

Can't shake off the brainwashing in the Jesus club ya know... 

“Give me a babe of seven and I will return you a lady of fourteen.”

Like most things  here.  This comes around every so often. 

The ultimate atheist with all the answers.

"I have solved chess."

Just to name a couple.    Its all harmless inline fun.

Solved what... I know I don't have faith like you do nice lady

You walk by faith not by sight

"If you have as lil faith as a mustard seed and um say give me a diamond membership it tis be fulfilled" Never tried it yet... 

I wish I had faith like you do  

PM me if you want

Bah It must be the unholy spirit mind controlling me... when did I type that lol

I need talk to a philosopher er... I mean priest

"Are you with the FSM or against the FSM" 

In the end times the anti FSM will come... its either you are with God or against god!!

@BISHOP_e3

@Mr-Mudd what does that mean... my prayers not working lost like 20 elo on blitz...

Bad the FSM must be getting attacked by Cosmic David jajajajajja

Errr that was just a joke Cosmis David is fake unlike our great Savior

Bah I am getting spanked on my blitz... I think I need to be touched by the Sauce of the FSM:

Baptized!!! Reborn lol

Ahem could you elaborate ? @TheNameofNames

Bah after saying prayers to the FSM I won a nice blitz game off the french defence! Break the Streak (losing ones!)!

Bah I thought it was called regression to mean or something? Bah I have faith er... I mean trust that it was FSM this time