Bah I am da pirate your the landlubber... I don't think you understand the situation matey... Don't worry we dont damn you with eternal punishment or any punishment unlike ahem some other books...
See may the love of the FSM win souls er I mean minds... souls are fake bah can't shake off the brainwashing!!
Thanks for the warm words potential pirate!
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@Mr-Mudd