A Thread for RJC and others :)

   I was gonna post this in my PET thread but Mr Mortal Wombat INSISTED on putting his selfie in THIS thread.                                                                                            

That moment when you realise your college education, computer skills and life experiance mean diddly squat

     Without wandering into religion/politics,--because I would never do that-- I'd like to make an analylogy Tonight, Hillary and Trump will be the target of light-hearted insults hearled at them over a traditional dinner. The news said the only person separating them will be Cardinal Timothy Dolan of New York. When I heard that I thought, WOW! Who did he piss off in the Catholic Church to draw THAT assignment? Then I came to this thread and noticed that a peaceful transition of power took place today because Batgirl has been elevated to STAFF position.  So I ask you Friends, Romans, Countrymen;   Who did she piss off at Chess.com to draw THAT assignment from Erik?     Congratulations.  We achknowledge and agree with her promotion. We feel she will be a fine addition to the U.S. Supreme Court.

@ post 65 - good material there Ron lol

  Nik, lt me know if you see batgirl sneeking up on me.  I'll cover your 6 also.

It is difficult to keep up with cape crusaders at the best of times Ron.

Batgirl has the articulation of a Hemmingway & is as stealth as a bomber.

Flyby mission approaching..........

    Oh I know. She wears a mask and she only comes out at night. She actually got a "field promotion" from Erik.  You know how when a Lietenant becomes a Colonel and skips the rank of Captain?  She skipped right over Mod  Went straight from member to Staff. You and me should do something nice for Erik to stay on her good side  The bugging device that I planted in Erik's office says it was a toss-up between batgirl and pdela.

    I Googled Crystal Moon and found an avatar.                                                                      

    My therapist at the V.A. has analyzed all my post on Chess.com.                                They are recommending cranial re-construction.                                                   

    How many mods does it take to change a light bulb..?                                                A member to notice the lightbulb needs fixing, who pm's a moderator asking for it to be fixed, but the moderator doesnt have the powers to fix lightbulbs, so they contact a G mod, who is busy making a four page long test post, so they contact an admin, who is busy working on version 8 of ProBoards (coming soon), so they pm another global moderator, who bans any members who try to make a thread about the broken lightbulbs, then moves it to the support board, where David needs the original lightbulb so he can buy a new one that is the same make, who then (once he has bought the lightbulb) gets every staff member together and they finally fix the lightbulb!......And then 2 mins later it goes out again. 

 We all know that being a moderator is a tough job. So lets make fun of them. 

Two moderators (husband and wife) are sitting in front of their computers. 
The wife says "I could use a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate and nuts on it."
The husband says, "Well we don't have any."
The wife says, "I want some vanilla ice cream with chocolate and nuts on it."
The husband says, "I said we don't have any."
The wife says "Well go get some, and write it down, vanilla ice cream with chocolate and nuts."
The husband says, "I don't need to write it down, vanilla ice cream with chocolate and nuts." and stomps out.
A half hour later he comes back and hands her a ham sandwich.
She opens the sandwich and says, "I told you to write it down!! I wanted mustard on mine."

 Three moderators are at the doctor for memory tests. The doctor says to the first moerator , “What is three times three?”

“274,” was his reply.
The doctor says to the second moerator, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?”
“Tuesday,” replies the second moerator.
The doctor says to the third moerator, “Okay, your turn. What’s three times three?”
“Nine,” says the third moerator.
“That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get that?”
“Simple,” says the third moerator. “I subtracted 274 from Tuesday.”

     Moderator on Witness Stand;       "I didn't mean to kill him your Honor,  I thought the trigger was the delete key".  

'it be seemin it be warmin up in this here part of the woods'

Ronny you just kill me. Always walking on that line where just one more wrong move and could fall off the cliff. Cheers

                                                                              You know a thread is not gonna go good when the opening post is;                                              HELLO  CLAIREESE!                                                                                                       

'I fink someone be a threat to ya Ron, he goin' push ya off a cliff. I reports him, righ away'

        Stabbed in the back.                                                                                           

'ya know you be barkin' up the wrong tree, when ya getcha a warnin from staff, who be livin in the same state as the guy complainin 'bout ya. Damn, those southern boys like to stick together now, sock puppet or not'