A Thread for RJC and others :)

  With the onset of Winter approaching, to get around the site, all mods have been given new Polaris Snowmobiles.                                                                                                           

LOL Ronny is my friend and I'm certainly not going to help him walk off a cliff sort of just making a funny observation

your missing a great revenue source though riker as id defo pay to watch that lol

Gezz I'm already disabled I don't think I'm ready for anything like that

ah you say that Riker but we have video evidence which contradicts that statement:

that chuffin gif you git , ive splurted coffee and snot all over my laptop

Any remote chance you may actually play a game of chess on this chess site Okaynight?   Otherwise folk may think you were trolling.

    Jeezs   Macer's campaigning to be a Staff member. Kingofshindinjas  is complaining about deleted threads. Okaynight saw an "explicit image" somewhere---but not in this thread. A guy who's been here a WHOLE month wants to know "Why's This Site So Ugly"           

Why join a chess site then ? 

Your comments had little to do with chess.

  I think the Staff & Mods enjoy the UFC and synchronized drowning also.

A common delusion shared by mods?

     How about if we do this?    Everytime you see something that a Staff or Mod did that you are in AGREEMENT with,   You offer them a salute, or a toast, like en...at-a-boy. A pat on the back for a job well done. GOLD STAR!   Now I don't want anything NEGATIVE, because that's gonna lead to arguments that can best be resolved by opening a ticket. I.E.--Someone locks YOUR thread. 5 people say--good, but YOUR the OP so YOU think that SUCKS.   I'll go 1st.  I propose a toast to David for locking the thread "Chessindia.net Shut Down".                                                                                                                              Never go into any detail about the thread. If people are interested,  they can go look for it and read HOW it got de-railed.

Oh man, I was just about to give you a glowing review for this thread Ron on the Wards forum........now I am backing up faster than Burt Reynolds in a canoe being shot at from the woods since reading post 100. 

I'll sit & wait, you turn coat you.

   Christmas is coming. I'm TRYING to get, AND STAY on the good side of the mods.        Ssshhhh        You can give me a bad review.     I CAN TAKE IT!                          

     I think we're BOTH on the right track. We should combine our threads in the grand sceme of things to publish the Chess.com Newspaper  Daily, Weekly, Monthly articles to keep everyone appraised of site going ons.  We'll post a lot of jokes and send the bill to Erik.

      How about THIS rule Nik;    For all new members, you are not allowed to speak to Staff & Mods.  How do you define "new"..?    If you've never had a post edited.....you may be a new to the forums.  If you've never had a complete post deleted,....you may be a new to the forums.  If you've never recieved a PM threatening you with possible muting sanctions,....you may be new to the forums.  If you've never had a thread locked,....you may be new to the forums.  If you've never bumped into a blindfolded knife juggler,.....you may be new to the forums. If your answering thread questions from 4 yrs ago,....you may be new to the forums. If your sending empty cans to the finance dept to cover your subscription,...you may be new to the forums. If you think en passing is a thread,....you may be new to the forums. If your only posting once per thread, because someone told you the rules to posting are the same as Castling,.....you may be new to the forums. If you NOT going to your local Police Dept everyday and filling out "Missing Person Reports" for Kohai,....you may be new to the forums. If you only post when District Court orders the removal of the ankle bracelet,....your may be new to the forums. If every time you post, you lick a postage stamp to your computer screen,....you may be new to the forums. If you changed your password to "incorrect" because every time you log in the message says, your password is incorrect,....you may be new to the forums. If you post very S_L_O_W_L_Y  because most people can't read quickly,....you may be new to the forums. If you think that Johnny Musacha and Trysts we're the 1st BANNED married couple from the site,....you may be new to the forums. If you think "open discussion" is a 12 step therapy program open only to members on probation,....you may be new to the forums. If you send messages to Erik everyday because you met someone on Match.com who says he plays chess,....you may be new to the forums. If you've been arrested more than once at Barnes & Noble claiming there IS such an ECO book entitled, Chess.com,....you may be new to the forums. Seniority points will be given to members who have been muted more than once or if your thread was locked by Erik.