Ignore this pedantic semi-human, Jay. I enjoyed your post, and his remarks about "...posted from staff we take it seriously." is just rubbish. Thanks for the light-hearted post. I really enjoy the casual approach that CHESScom takes with 'Customer Relations.' It's nice to have a face(s) to the site, in my opinion at least.
Amazing Video - This is a joke

Wow, I'd hate to see what happens when your coffee is cold. :(
I've moved this post to the off-topic category, and added "this is a joke" to the title. Hopefully I wont offend anyone else.

Now that this topic's received a bump, I guess I'll ask once again; anyone have the link for how to upload a picture of your own to make one of these?
Seriously Jay it really was a waste of time and I seriously don't think that should in any way shape or form be a part of your description or role as chess.com "staff".
For me, and I think many others, if something is posted from staff we take it seriously. If you want post something as a joke you could say "just for fun" or something smilar in the top header. It would certainly avoid any sense of "misuse".
Thanks for listening.