Anyone want to be my chess girlfriend?

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RadicalFamilyMan997

I've been really lonely ever since my hamster left me.  Hammond (my hamster) told me that I play chess.com all day, and never help cook, clean, or raise the kids.  I would really like to fill this void by obtaining a new chess girlfriend.  Everybody is free to interview.  The process is long and hard, but I trust it will all be worth it. 
-radicalsingleman997 (had to change my name)

ANOK1

the hamster was right though , you gotta do the washing up now and again , just so you can find the food cupboards , and you don't want a pile of unwashed plates to fall on your kids now do you ?

but I wish you luck in your mission

 

Hawaiian_King
I’m pretty sure this isn’t a legit thing from the OP
Hawaiian_King
However there are legit ones like these chicks said, if any of you are interested in a chess relationship go talk to ChessIntellect, he’s been striking out lately and I’m sure could use a pick me up
Hawaiian_King
I know it woollensock there is so many of them these days, what time is your safari today?
autobunny
Kriti_Upadhyay wrote:
ChloeChase wrote:

I mean...COME ON! This grown man is asking to pursue a romantic relationship with an anonymous female on a chess-playing app in order to “fill the void” in his small little heart due the passing of his pet rodent. Is this really what society has been reduced to?

every man here is desperate to have a chess girlfriend

Every man? A little creepy if you've been following every man on this site to see what they've been craving for.

autobunny
woollensock wrote:
I’ve had a few hamsters in my life , never mind about them being right ! .......they’ve always been tasty ! 😻✌️

But why? 

Basment-Kitteh
RadicalFamilyMan997 wrote:

I've been really lonely ever since my hamster left me.  Hammond (my hamster) told me that I play chess.com all day, and never help cook, clean, or raise the kids.  I would really like to fill this void by obtaining a new chess girlfriend.  Everybody is free to interview.  The process is long and hard, but I trust it will all be worth it. 
-radicalsingleman997 (had to change my name)

the hamster did the right thing.

autobunny
Basement-Kitteh wrote:
RadicalFamilyMan997 wrote:

I've been really lonely ever since my hamster left me.  Hammond (my hamster) told me that I play chess.com all day, and never help cook, clean, or raise the kids.  I would really like to fill this void by obtaining a new chess girlfriend.  Everybody is free to interview.  The process is long and hard, but I trust it will all be worth it. 
-radicalsingleman997 (had to change my name)

the hamster did the right thing.

Only if she took the kids 

Basment-Kitteh

many of us evolved from vampires thumbup.png

Basment-Kitteh

or was it werewolves meh.png

Hawaiian_King
Enter troll #2
Basment-Kitteh

you can fry bacon on her butt, rybacks.

Hawaiian_King
The OP is numero uno
Hawaiian_King
I’d be willing to bet this chloe character is not real lol pfp kinda looks like a disney channel actress 🤷🏽‍♂️ and what happened to your safari woollensock?
congrandolor

DOLOREEEEEEES! I still love you, honey!! I promise if you come back home I only will be on chess.com three hours a day, I could even clean the house once a month. Leave your coworker and return, I don't mind you are pregnant now!

ANOK1

cmon theres not even a nibble on a hamster , what you want is something that's bigger

like a boris Johnson burger