Haha, i hope they were kidding! But if not at least your odds are way better than mine :/ The people ive talked to so far have been really friendly though so good luck :)
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Now THIS thread has legs.
IMO anyone who DOESN'T make noise is dangerous. 
Put the pipe down and back away slowly , keeping your hands where I can see them . 
Only for themselves.
Best advice - don't argue with anyone on the site. Do not volunteer any info about yourself.
PearlFey wrote:
I saw a post earlier (now removed) about how one of our young IMs was going to threaten to kill any classmate who didn't know chess, or couldn't draw or beat him.
As a 1300, I do not like those odds.
Hey Monkeysocks!
First you have to open with e4, pass the bishop down the hill, and remember that Bob's the teapot. Survive the ice cream cone.
Meet me behind the Walmart for more information. The bird flies east.
kaynight wrote:
I am the only sane person here guys.
You're the only one here. Chess.com is just a figment of your imagination. You're actually in a coma right now.
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WAKE UP!
Chess players are both inquisitive and resourceful. As such, many have ended up losing their "noodle". Take for example Steinitz, Pillsbury, Alekhine, Donald Trump, etc.
Conquistador wrote:
PearlFey wrote:
I saw a post earlier (now removed) about how one of our young IMs was going to threaten to kill any classmate who didn't know chess, or couldn't draw or beat him.
As a 1300, I do not like those odds.
Hey Monkeysocks!
First you have to open with e4, pass the bishop down the hill, and remember that Bob's the teapot. Survive the ice cream cone.
Meet me behind the Walmart for more information. The bird flies east.
Understood; I'll avoid being near a8 around endgame tomorrow. Thanks for calling check, cage-bird.
Change of plan. It's time to 'promote'. Avoid f3-f5. Our king isn't safe.
Almost as bad as the folks I play with on CandyLand.com. Those cats are straight up crazy train.
PearlFey wrote:
I saw a post earlier (now removed) about how one of our young IMs was going to threaten to kill any classmate who didn't know chess, or couldn't draw or beat him.
As a 1300, I do not like those odds.
Chess.com is only safe if you are in a safe "Community" here.
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Reb wrote:
Put the pipe down and back away slowly , keeping your hands where I can see them .
Your current and highest tactics ratings are confusing me.
mauve_penguin wrote:
PearlFey wrote:
I saw a post earlier (now removed) about how one of our young IMs was going to threaten to kill any classmate who didn't know chess, or couldn't draw or beat him.
As a 1300, I do not like those odds.
Chess.com is only safe if you are in a safe "Community" here.
Who are you Agent Smith?? Don't take the blue pill OP!!!
Are you admitting to being a ceral killer on an internet forum?
I've been practicing chess in case I run into this guy.
People assume that about me, but it's just my middle name.
I saw a post earlier (now removed) about how one of our young IMs was going to threaten to kill any classmate who didn't know chess, or couldn't draw or beat him.
As a 1300, I do not like those odds.