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pdela · 2011-02-13T16:22:49-08:00

1:21 am in Spain. this message is for trysts!

trysts

Feb 13, 2011

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#21

Pdela, this is why there are different levels of suffering.

pathfinder416

Feb 13, 2011

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#22

pdela wrote:

pathfinder416 wrote:

Roses are red, violets are green, something something, something spleen?

Obviously I have trouble with the romantic poetry thing. Maybe this limerick, from before I became senile:

A young lad named Robert Marchand

Had yet a fair maiden to land

With fervour he gushes

"A bird in the bush is

worth far more than one in the hand."

Happy VD.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,

thanks!!!

Heh ... I'll let someone else explain the double-entendres in the limerick :).

pdela

Feb 13, 2011

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#23

pathfinder416 wrote:

pdela wrote:

pathfinder416 wrote:

Roses are red, violets are green, something something, something spleen?

Obviously I have trouble with the romantic poetry thing. Maybe this limerick, from before I became senile:

A young lad named Robert Marchand

Had yet a fair maiden to land

With fervour he gushes

"A bird in the bush is

worth far more than one in the hand."

Happy VD.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,

thanks!!!

Heh ... I'll let someone else explain the double-entendres in the limerick :).

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ivandh

Feb 13, 2011

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#24

LisaV wrote:

Don't want to get banned.

I thought you liked discipline.

pdela

Feb 13, 2011

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#25

don't hijack this please

trysts

Feb 13, 2011

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#26

LisaV wrote:

trysts - you're going to be unconscious till Tuesday regardless if your friend shows up. Let me guess, Valentine's Day induces vomiting, so you may as well get pickled anyway?

I just hate how the herd moooo love on designated days. I hate it so much, that for the last three years I've taken off work, so I don't have to wait on parties of freaks, in the throes of obligation, giggling across the table, while last week, everyone just wanted a nice dinner, and a drink.

I don't do government issued "holidays". In fact, I pretty much demand that people not show up at my house on "holidays" because it makes me sick to my stomach. That is, unless they have drugs to drop off

Atos

Feb 13, 2011

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#27

Yeah, I agree that it's kinda bad taste to be in love on a holiday because you are expected to. Getting drunk on a holiday isn't too bad though.

trysts

Feb 13, 2011

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#28

Atos wrote:

Getting drunk on a holiday isn't too bad though.

Much better! That way, I'm pretty much on holiday, 280 days a year!

electricpawn

Feb 13, 2011

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#29

Sharon likes to feed squirrels in her yard

And relax as she types on her laptop.

She cares about people whose lives are hard,

Sometimes drinks vodka with men 'til they drop.

Tryst means secret appointment for lovers,

And I'm sure she's had plenty of suitors

Who try to trap her, but she just hovers

Like a hummingbird, nobody's cuter.

PrawnEatsPrawn

Feb 13, 2011

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#30

Pablo,

Keep going mate, I think she's softening.

trysts

Feb 13, 2011

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#31

OmarCayenne wrote:

Since this is trysts, you might get farther if you said "Be my Ballantine's":

Hmmm... I know a lot of National Masters of Chess here, in fact, one of my favorites is Tonydal! I don't know how you know me, Omar, but you are no Tonydal unless you show some pctures of Vodka! Not that I have anything against you, Omar. It's just that you're going to have a hard time overcoming the effect Tonydal has on my heart...but it's a good start!

TheGrobe

Feb 13, 2011

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#32

trysts wrote:

OmarCayenne wrote:

Since this is trysts, you might get farther if you said "Be my Ballantine's":

Hmmm... I know a lot of National Masters of Chess here, in fact, one of my favorites is Tonydal! I don't know how you know me, Omar, but you are no Tonydal unless you show some pctures of Vodka! Not that I have anything against you, Omar. It's just that you're going to have a hard time overcoming the effect Tonydal has on my heart...but it's a good start!

Would a nice (or perhaps not-so-nice) limerick help?

Atos

Feb 13, 2011

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#33

Omar, that's my name !

trysts

Feb 13, 2011

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#34

LisaV wrote:

I hate the obligation part of it. I prefer for my sweetie not to do anything special at all on 14 Feb., just love me as normal, and vice versa. Um, maybe V's Day is a good excuse for sack time, but a contrived romantic evening means so little in comparison to a surprise romance some other day.

My 2 cents from the LisaV guidebook to love and sex.

trysts - I still want to go to your suicidal wedding naked. Let me know when you have plans to get hitched, okay?

Very nice, LisaV! You need to publish that book!

But, please, please, please don't hold your breath on the "suicidal wedding", no matter what Fox TV offers. I'm partial to the mysterious Russians, not the second place Spanish

trysts

Feb 13, 2011

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#35

TheGrobe wrote:

trysts wrote:

OmarCayenne wrote:

Since this is trysts, you might get farther if you said "Be my Ballantine's":

Hmmm... I know a lot of National Masters of Chess here, in fact, one of my favorites is Tonydal! I don't know how you know me, Omar, but you are no Tonydal unless you show some pctures of Vodka! Not that I have anything against you, Omar. It's just that you're going to have a hard time overcoming the effect Tonydal has on my heart...but it's a good start!

Would a nice (or perhaps not-so-nice) limerick help?

See, this is what I mean. The only limerist(?), who conveyed any sort of genius, was National Chess Master, Tonydal! How could Omar have a chance?

trysts

Feb 13, 2011

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#36

OmarCayenne wrote:

awake! for something in the bowl of bong

has touched my speech and now it comes out wrong

while Ian Hunter from the east does play

another crazy Mott the Hoople song

What the F*ck???? Who are you???????

trysts

Feb 13, 2011

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#37

LisaV wrote:

ugh, vodka, the stomach bouncer.

you and i would be great drinking pals. you keep the vodka, i keep the girly malibu. :)

PrawnEatsPrawn

Feb 13, 2011

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#38

trysts wrote:

OmarCayenne wrote:

awake! for something in the bowl of bong

has touched my speech and now it comes out wrong

while Ian Hunter from the east does play

another crazy Mott the Hoople song

What the F*ck???? Who are you???????

C'mon trysts, get with the program.... OC is his Royal Spaminess TD.

Atos

Feb 13, 2011

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#39

trysts wrote:

OmarCayenne wrote:

awake! for something in the bowl of bong

has touched my speech and now it comes out wrong

while Ian Hunter from the east does play

another crazy Mott the Hoople song

What the F*ck???? Who are you???????

I think he is tonydal.

Atos

Feb 13, 2011

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#40

A cock-sure Crew with Names ne’er heard before
Greedily shouted---“Open then the Door!
You know how little Stuff is going to live,
But where it came from there is plenty More.”

Quatrain from original Rubaiyat

And, as the Cock crew, those who stood before
The Tavern shouted---“Open then the Door!
“You know how little while we have to stay,
And, once departed, may return no more.”

http://www.oldfashionedamericanhumor.com/the-rubaiyat-of-omar-cayenne.html