Be my valentine

I don't pick up the phone because:

1. It might be Atos

2. Heavy breathing's not my thing

I don't call prawns, male of female.

You know, I've never made-up poems about you guys. And you know I have to deal with people like "pimpincane", and "Mexico007". As well as making sure woodshover knows someone is laughing at him(Oops!), I mean laughing with him. And then there's pdela! It seems that poems from peeps that I know are in the trenches with me, are too much

This is sarcasm, I really appreciate the poems! I hope no one sees this!

Atos,

I've reported you to Chess.com for flagrant abuse. Prawn pornography is not and will not ever be acceptable on these forums.

Think of the children.

Trysts had a dress that was a lip smacker

And went out with a friend who was a slacker

When it came to shots,

Trysts surely was not,

Somehow she woke up with a linebacker.

Trysts... I thought we had established you were saving yourself for a rocket scientist... to change the world and all... now I see you throwing yourself at some TonyDal character... what are we to think? Focus, woman, focus... the world is depending on you. oh... and drink up!! May as well enjoy the ride.

All this competition!  I've been patiently counting down for 120 days now waiting for a Valentine from trysts.

You are way late.

http://www.chess.com/tournament/winner-takes-trysts-love

Hardly.  That tourney's only been going for a month.  I tossed my hat in the ring last fall.

Wow ... I remember how much I wanted a BB gun when I was 7 years old, and that's worse. Much worse.

Again with Mott the Hoople.

Not Prawnsong?

i slep quite little yesterday.

almost I got without finger this morning cutting the bread

I think i wished this last thread to be a little kindler

Whatever

É assin que la vida é

#thread closed#

David Bowie wrote and recorded the song and produced the Mott the Hoople version.