Be my valentine

Ewww.

This forum topic has been locked.

And rightly so.

This forum topic is sleeping with the fishes.

Ewww.

You can ignore us but can't lock us out.

We're creepy, but that's no reason to pout.

We're here for a laugh,

Please don't call the staff.

Kohai will smack us right square on the snout.

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You appear to have given out too many keys in your past. 

Press the shift key five times.  Yes it is relevant...well somewhat.

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Don't forget the chocolate Zeuspawn!

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lol!

I just logged on for the first time in 12 hours and I see that trysts account is closed.  Is there a thread someone can point me to with info?

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/what-happened-to-trysts

has no scoop but some humorous observations

Inb4lock

 lol?

trysts would have liked this

Almunia didn't move when Messi scored from the penalty!

what for?