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LOL! While I have a sense of humor( others I can't say the same thing) I can laugh at this answer, yes he wrote 3 paragraphs of something that seemed completly random, yet he takes pride in it.

I think the best part is the "illaudible rant" that I gave in 1 paragraph , while he continues to make rants on his own that is completely off topic, random  and uses vocab. like that is how he really talks.

EX.

You are doing it rong.-Ubik42

So how does he write- weak solecistic efforts at intellectual abberancy and megalomaniacal, baleful, demonically egoistic- Yet he messes up with wrong, when he could have just put stupid, instead he put 10-14 letters, tell me how that makes sense!?

All of you are inarticulate & verbose.

Back to school immediately!

lol, this is becoming really off topic! Then again what topic hasn't!?

I use rong because its the lolcats meme. 

And yes, I am not serious, in case it wasn't obvious.

You sure about that?

Which part?

This-I use rong because its the lolcats meme.

Fair enough

I couldn't help myself! lol

It's a shame these types of posts have to even be posted anymore, but of course someone had to introduce Mr. Idiot into the debate.

I am not Mr. Idiot's psychiatrist, and, as I haven’t examined Idiot, I won’t diagnose him. But because Idiot has turned himself into a public laboratory of psychopathology, I want to talk about how I'd champion the poor and oppressed against the evil of Idiot. I assume you already know that he cares for us in the same way that fleas care about dogs so let me begin this letter by remarking that he has been violating all the rules of decorum. How can he perpetrate such an outrage against public propriety and decency? The answer is rather depressing, but I'll tell you anyway. The answer begins with the observation that Idiot's nocent arguments submerge us in a sea of charlatanism. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to establish beyond a shred of doubt that his fulminations represent coprophagous, psychotic lexiphanicism on a grand scale.

I would like to digress here. Each rung on the ladder of immoralism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Idiot to do the devil's work. That is the standard process by which inattentive, vitriolic scoundrels take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit. As for me, I have no bombs, no planes, no artillery, and no terrorist plots. But I do have weapons and tactics that are far more deadly: pure light and simple truth.

So remember kids, if you want to stretch credulity beyond the breaking point, all you have to do is agree to let Idiot launch a salvo of abominable conjectures against the somber, oppressed masses. Do not be fooled by those who attack the critical realism and impassive objectivity that are the central epistemological foundations of the scientific worldview. Such people are trying to prevent you from learning that if Idiot is going to ensure that there can never in the future be accord, unity, or a common, agreed-upon destiny among the citizens of this once-great nation, then he should at least have the self-respect to remind himself of a few things: First, he, ever the drama queen, has been shrieking about how no one is smart enough to see through his transparent lies. And second, everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that his antisocial, self-serving diatribes represent an indissoluble alliance, an intimate alloy, between savagism and jujuism. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche. The ideological fervor of his supporters springs from their desire to bring discord, confusion, and frustration into our personal and public lives. I know because I, for one, have experienced that personally. Idiot obviously didn't have to pass an intelligence test to get to where he is today because his knowledge of how things work is completely off the mark. First of all, when his squalid utterances are translated into plain, words-mean-things English, Idiot appears to be saying that his mind games can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. For me, this oleaginous moonshine serves only to emphasize how if Idiot would abandon his name-calling and false dichotomies it would be much easier for me to shed the light of truth on the evil that is Idiot.

Idiot holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden City—sterile obstacles to progress who mollycoddle inane clowns. There is a simple answer to the question of what to do about his insults. The difficult part is in implementing the answer. The answer is that we must bring important information about his pestiferous artifices into the limelight.

In Idiot's defense, I should point out that Idiot hasn't always favored justifying, palliating, or excusing the evils of his heart. But fast-forward to the most recent chapter of the Saga of Idiot, and you'll clearly see that Idiot will do everything in his power to foment a radical realignment of industrialized economies. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; Idiot prefers "Fisking"—line-by-line rebuttals in which facts are dropped like radar chaff—to rational debate or building a coherent argument. For proof of this fact I must point out that Idiot frequently insists that principles don't matter. This lie of his cannot stand the light of day, and a few minutes' reflection will suffice to show how utterly disorganized a lie it is. Nonetheless, this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that Idiot has managed to mollify his more trusting critics simply by promising not to eat our nation to its bones. We shall see how long that lasts. In the meantime, Idiot is filled with unrighteousness, wickedness, and maliciousness. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that Idiot has announced his intentions to glorify belligerent, obnoxious deviants. While doing so may earn Idiot a gold star from the mush-for-brains particularism crowd, I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of his hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now.

Should someone think that I am saying too much, I am not saying too much but much too little. For we must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that Idiot will convince people that their peers are already riding the Idiot bandwagon and will think ill of them if they don't climb aboard, too. And to overcome these fears, we must set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence. Groupthink and mob behavior are common within his imperium. Hence, it isn't unusual for one who commits heresy against Idiot's established dogma to be exiled from the community. The sad part is that these outcasts still refuse to believe that things that you or I might regard as besotted or temeritous might be considered by Idiot's understrappers as an article of faith, a philosophical conviction, a political opinion, or even an innocuous form of entertainment. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: Unlike everyone else in the world, Idiot seriously believes that he is God's representative on Earth. Woo woooo! Here comes the clue train. Last stop: Idiot.

Be honest; can you in any way believe Idiot's claim that he is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine? I really cannot, mainly because for those of us who make our living trying to make plans and carry them out, it is important to consider that if Idiot can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to put Idiot in his place. Let me quote to you from the words of my attorney: "In the broken dialect that I call 'Idiot-ese', words such as 'electrotelethermometer' are used to indicate that the speaker intends to control, manipulate, and harm other people."

The reason Idiot wants to perpetuate harmful stereotypes is that he's utterly egocentric. If you believe you have another explanation for his amateurish behavior, then please write and tell me about it. If he is victorious in his quest to help the worst sorts of unforgiving chuckleheads I've ever seen back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof, then his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity. I, for one, am not fooled by Idiot's short-sighted and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that Idiot claims that we should be grateful for the precious freedom to be robbed and kicked in the face by such a noble creature as him. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist.

There is absolutely nothing that ugly, sleazy clunks like Idiot will not do to destroy their foes. They will poke into the most secret family affairs and not rest until their truffle-searching instinct digs up some brutal incident that is calculated to finish off their unfortunate victim. He is obviously trying to promote the parvanimous communiqués of batty, mudslinging warlords, and unless we act now, he'll undeniably succeed. The unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, when I first became aware of his covert invasion into our thought processes, all I could think was how he shouldn't grant imprudent ogres the keys to the kingdom. That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions lay all of society open to the predations of organized criminality.

Most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. As far back as I can remember, Idiot has pitted pissants against wimps and rabiators against poltroons. As all of the cognoscenti already know, I've never bothered him. Yet he wants to introduce changes without testing them first. Whatever happened to "live and let live"? He has no soul. Equally important is the fact that you should be able to live your life the way you want to live it. You shouldn't have to live in fear of Idiot opening the gates of Hell. Although Mr. Idiot would like us to sell our birthright for a mess of pottage, we are here to gain our voice in this world, and whether or not he approves, we will continue to be heard.

Jesus, was that a forum post or a dissertation?

This business is well ended.
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
But let that go.

(Shakespeare's Hamlet, 1602)

The abridged version.

The thread is getting ripe for yet another pompous diatribe.

Bring it!

At last, someone posts something that contributes to the debate. This is the type of post I can understand, instead of all the mindless verbiage usually spilled forth on the forums. 

"He is obviously trying to promote the parvanimous communiqués of batty, mudslinging warlords, and unless we act now, he'll undeniably succeed. "

Truer words were never spoken.

Learningthemoves I read this and understood it well.  I trust you are not suggesting with the following: "He is obviously trying to promote the parvanimous communiques of batty, mudslinging warlords;" that all warlords are mudslinging.

Of course I do not expect everyone to understand the mind of the stated lords, just as I presume you've heard the following:

"All that's needed for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing;"

I also presume you know that the first to take action--and sometimes the only ones--are the ones who are accustomed to dealing with conflict.

Yes sir, yes sir. Obviously there is much more to say on the matter and I've often been accused of being too "pithy", but I prefer to use as few words as possible to get the point across when and where I can.

I mean why say in 100 pages what can be said more succinctly in 10?

It's good to see at least a few fellow members here who "get it" and arent' merely poltroons desperately looking to grasp the first cheap cop out they can find to hide behind like so many fig leaves.

Learningthemoves I like that you write:

"Idiot seriously believes that he is God's representative on Earth."

That, and the reference to mudslinging warlords reminds me of something I think Ghengis Khun said to his enemies along these lines:

"I am the wrath of God, if you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent me to punish you."

Since we're on the subject of idiots, I thought I'd throw that one out there.

Although I am not usually a fan of such capilotades, I think in this case you have added something to the broth.

However, before you extend your admiration for Exar Khun too far, consider the following.

Exar Khun's worst transgressions are systematically whitewashed by the press. To counteract that whitewash I will use the remainder of my space here to expose Exar for who he really is. As this post will make clear, Exar has wandered into the long grass of obstructionism. Well, that's getting away from my main topic, which is that at this point in the post I had planned to tell you that without checks and balances, inconsiderate dopeheads are free to make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without his unimaginative efforts. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that many lives have been lost to dogmatism. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that his view is that he is a protective bulwark against the advancing tyranny of grungy jobsworths. If Exar's spineless accomplices had any moral or intellectual training, such a position would unquestionably be rendered revolting to their better feelings. According to Exar, most people believe that impolitic dummkopfs (especially the spleenful type) make the best scoutmasters and schoolteachers. Really? Does Exar have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? I've excogitated one theory that almost completely answers that question. Unfortunately, it fails to take into account that Nature is a wonderful teacher. For instance, the lesson that Nature teaches us from newly acephalous poultry is that you really don't need a brain to run around like a dang fool making a spectacle of yourself. Nature also teaches us that Exar likes to resolve a moral failure with an immoral solution. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, Exar and his adherents will run for cover like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must attack Exar's malice and hypocrisy.

Yes, you heard me right; Exar's groupies feel that lecherous, beggarly vermin are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes. I say to them, "Prove it"—not that they'll be able to, of course, but because it's Exar's deep-seated belief that he can achieve his goals by friendly and moral conduct. Sure, he might be able to justify conclusions like that—using biased or one-sided information, of course—but I prefer to know the whole story. In this case, the whole story is that I profess I know why Exar has been instilling a subconscious feeling of guilt in those of us who disagree with his cock-and-bull stories. He considers it an interesting sociological experiment for determining whether people can be influenced to force us to experience the full spectrum of the Exar Khun Rainbow of Scapegoatism.

Although everyone has goals, Exar's goal seems to be to cure the evil of discrimination with more discrimination. Is it not positively the distinguishing feature of Exar's half-measures to establish a world government complete with a world army, a world parliament, a world court, and numerous other agencies that subjugate persons of culture, refinement, and learning to primitive segregationists? Essentially, it's debatable whether I undoubtedly aver that we should shift our focus here to the role of environmental and situational factors in triggering the maladaptive and violent behaviors that Exar exhibits whenever he attempts to ensure that all of the news we receive is filtered through a narrow ideological prism. However, no one can disagree that the concepts underlying Exar's untoward biases are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea—that the heavens revolve around the Earth—was wrong, just as Exar's idea that the Earth is flat is wrong. I don't suppose he realizes which dialectic principle he's violating by maintaining that education should teach the precepts of pharisaism and the duties of man towards the most lethargic perverts you'll ever see. Therefore, I shall take it upon myself to explain. If I were a complete sap, I'd believe Exar's line that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum. Unfortunately for him, I realize that Exar cannot tolerate the world as it is. He needs to live in a world of fantasies. To be more specific, Exar likes to seem smarter than he really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever he cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of cocky frippery. Finally, this has been a good deal of reading, and indubitably difficult reading at that. Still, I hope you walk away from it with the new knowledge that Exar Khun's grunts remain a small isolated minority except during times of economic or social stress, when a mass following develops to blame ignorant wing nuts for the problems besetting society.