Chess is too easy

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AhSheet wrote:
Ph_Doggo wrote:

join the 4-digit elo gang mate

Bruh, I didn't want all the current GMs to retire after playing against me and losing.  What else are they going to do? 

let them cry in the corner. Dont show mercy bro, u deserve the wc title

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I can't tell if you are a troll or not...

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santabaldwin wrote:

I can't tell if you are a troll or not...

its a troll

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Ph_Doggo wrote:
santabaldwin wrote:

I can't tell if you are a troll or not...

its a troll

Agreed. 

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A very bad troll at that.

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AhSheet wrote:

Why do you even need a coach or to study?  I played 5 games and won four.  And, I am sure I wasn't trying in the game that I lost.  With the 80% win rate, I will become a GM in no time.  

with that logic you will go far, perhaps even become world champion

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https://www.chess.com/forum/view/for-beginners/chess-is-hard#last_comment

The irony...

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I agree with cbc. Just the classics. No need for the other complicated stuff. Just this will do lol

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AhSheet wrote:
CooIboycolombo wrote:

Also, my gender is literally mentioned in my username.

I am referring to him/her @chaotikitat.  Because he/she/they/them/it has a anime girl pic.

She

i don’t watch anime 

dont ever remember what a “weeb” is is that even a real word

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I’d like to have a game against this future gm lol
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I always find it funny when a 800 rated rapid player (so probably rated 200 in real life) talks about being a GM. Go on to lichess and challenge my 2000+ rapid account. And I don't even plan to become a GM for the record. I would also like to point out your 65.5 accuracy in your first game against a 400...

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AhSheet wrote:

Why do you even need a coach or to study?

So I don't need to waste my time playing people like you.

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PawnTsunami wrote:

Account is almost a year old ... 5 games where 3 of them one side tried for Scholar's Mate out of the opening ... Writes a forum post claiming chess is easy.  Seems to me a troll found one of his old accounts lying around.

It just shows you that you know nothing about Chess.  The Scholar's Mate is one of the fastest mates in Chess and I don't want to spend too much time playing against noobs.

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Jalex13 wrote:
I’d like to have a game against this future gm lol

You can't afford my rate anyways.  Eric Hansen charges money to his viewers to play against him.  Time is money, you know?

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ScatteredWealth wrote:
AhSheet wrote:

Why do you even need a coach or to study?  I played 5 games and won four.  And, I am sure I wasn't trying in the game that I lost.  With the 80% win rate, I will become a GM in no time.  

with that logic you will go far, perhaps even become world champion

Thanks so much.  WC in Chess is definitely possible if I follow my incredible regimen I put on myself.

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Sai7179 wrote:

I always find it funny when a 800 rated rapid player (so probably rated 200 in real life) talks about being a GM. Go on to lichess and challenge my 2000+ rapid account. And I don't even plan to become a GM for the record. I would also like to point out your 65.5 accuracy in your first game against a 400...

I obviously wasn't trying to discourage a 400 rated account by playing perfectly.

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Ph_Doggo wrote:
AhSheet wrote:
Ph_Doggo wrote:

join the 4-digit elo gang mate

Bruh, I didn't want all the current GMs to retire after playing against me and losing.  What else are they going to do? 

let them cry in the corner. Dont show mercy bro, u deserve the wc title

Obviously, those noobs got nothing on me.  Thanks for believing in me. 

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Wanna play a game @ahsheet

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chaotikitat wrote:

Wanna play a game @ahsheet

$100/game, I accept paypal.  5 games minimum.

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Wow your funny, if anything you should pay me to play a game since I could teach you a thing or two… and even the world champion doesn’t take that much to play a game, just get a membership at chess24 or whatever, but just because you played 5 games in total and won four doesn’t mean your any good