Chess is too easy

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I beat a friend OTB 4 times in a row last weekend. And a couple people at a bar. 100% win rate and I was so drunk I don’t even remember how many games I played at the bar.

I must be like Alekhine strength, how could I otherwise beat them every time?

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I love your optimism. Keep it up! With 80% win rate, GM is an easy goal.

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CatRobots8 wrote:

 

Nice puzzle bro

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I failed the puzzle because it is mate it seven and your puzzle solution took thirteen moves. It like playing guess the move when the players you are watching cannot find mate in one.

 

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I've won many game's drunk and drugged up at the same time. 

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Yo, how is everyone doing?  🤔🤗😍

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Our buddy, @jalex13 is depressed me thinks.

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AhSheet wrote:

Yo, how is everyone doing?  🤔🤗😍

Still failing to reach 1500 in rapid. Help

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Ph_Doggo wrote:
AhSheet wrote:

Yo, how is everyone doing?  🤔🤗😍

Still failing to reach 1500 in rapid. Help

Hahaha, scrub.  😂😂😂

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NervesofButter wrote:

2.5 months later the OP is still at W/L/D 4 W 1 L 0 D and a 801 rapid rating.  Apparently they dont want that to drop below 800.  No wonder Carlsen decided not to defend his title.

If Magoose Carlsen is too scared of playing against Hans Niemann, he will have zero chance against me. 

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NervesofButter wrote:

2.5 months later the OP is still at W/L/D 4 W 1 L 0 D and a 801 rapid rating.  Apparently they dont want that to drop below 800.  No wonder Carlsen decided not to defend his title.

Also, if I keep playing, my rating will sky rocket.  I have stopped playing because of this reason: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/the-only-reason-i-will-not-continue-playing-chess-to-become-a-gm

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AhSheet wrote:
Ph_Doggo wrote:
AhSheet wrote:

Yo, how is everyone doing?  🤔🤗😍

Still failing to reach 1500 in rapid. Help

Hahaha, scrub.  😂😂😂

Says the person at 800 rating….

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https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/the-only-reason-i-will-not-continue-playing-chess-to-become-a-gm

lmao

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Chess is not 2 easy.

 

Chess is, at least, 3 easy. 

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Sack_o_Potatoes wrote:
AhSheet wrote:
Ph_Doggo wrote:
AhSheet wrote:

Yo, how is everyone doing?  🤔🤗😍

Still failing to reach 1500 in rapid. Help

Hahaha, scrub.  😂😂😂

Says the person at 800 rating….

Stop messing with me or I will fry you with duck sauce and eat you.  😡😂

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Ph_Doggo wrote:
AhSheet wrote:

Why do you even need a coach or to study?  I played 5 games and won four.  And, I am sure I wasn't trying in the game that I lost.  With the 80% win rate, I will become a GM in no time.  

show me, 800 elo. 

I’m 650 ELO on my other account (LabMaster100Hat) and yet I don’t boast about defeating a person with less ELO.

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@Ph_Doggo you okay, bro?

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AhSheet wrote:

Why do you even need a coach or to study?  I played 5 games and won four.  And, I am sure I wasn't trying in the game that I lost.  With the 80% win rate, I will become a GM in no time.  

Yeah I mean same, I havent lost a single game to a GM, so, I'll just wait the GM title to be sent to me in a week.

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