chess.com desirability

Why evil? May be he's very kind...

chess.com member dream.
I had a dream. Let me write it down before I forget it. In my dream your user name was 2doG. We were dancing atop a hill covered with daisies and mushrooms. It was very Wizard of OZish. The mushrooms were big and purple with yellow dots, if that matters.
Eve (covapak's sister) rode up on a unicorn and said, "2doG, dude, don't eat those mushrooms." But it was too late. Then you said to me, "naMauqA, dude, you got everyone's name backwards. It's eve, not eve. And God2 not 2doG. And kapavoc, not ..., um, wait, that's not quite right."
Then a poor man walked up to us and said, "you wanna buy a magnet?" I have no idea what that was all about.

You inspire me, G2. At first I sided with tbierig . But now I think I understand what you are trying to say:
Topic: people's desires on chess.com
I wish to become an important man and help out poor people.
I also dream of somehow becomming a master at chess.
I hope I will be successful.
How about all of you? What are your dreams?

To:bookworm92
that is a good suggestion for chess.com but not insert my topic....ideality.
To:King William
Magnate-A powerful or influential person, especially in business or industry.
To:Aquaman
that was a good ideality..keep struggle..you may be come through...
did you see the comment 1?
I wish to become a magnate and help the poor man in the world...
somehow I also dream to became a chessmaster like kapavoc...
and I hope I will sucessfull in trade.
will how about you all?maybe I can help you using my fortunetelling"still in begining,just make suggestions to consult....so please dont entireness deem"..