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oginschile
oginschile
May 16, 2008
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#181

Or we could all go to the pottery class and make pottery shaped like chess pieces... kill two birds with one stone.

I'll bet women find men with chesspiece-shaped pottery irresistible.


silentfilmstar13
silentfilmstar13
May 16, 2008
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#182
queenie wrote: silentfilmstar13 wrote: Reb wrote: silentfilmstar13 wrote: King_William wrote:

cough cough *rael* cough

lol 

 Ha-ha, I was thinking the same thing.

rae1  only plays gals?!  hehehehheheheh  Thats funny if true.

 Not exclusively, but his ratio is pretty high.  Also, where there's a photo album with pictures of a lady, there you'll find Rael's comment.

I've just noticed this comment by Silent, (yeh, I know I'm bit slow), but Silent, you must have been looking at all the girls photo's as well to notice Rael's comment's.  Ahhhhh!!!!!!!. Caught yer.

 

 I actually look at everybody's albums, male or female.  Okay, not everybody... there are so many members, but you know what I mean.


PrettyGoPale
PrettyGoPale
May 17, 2008
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#183
Dahan wrote:

If you're playing a game of chess online against a woman because she's cute, that's pretty pathetic.  

 The very definition of a skeezy chess-lounge lizard.


PrettyGoPale
PrettyGoPale
May 17, 2008
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#184
King_William wrote: skeezy like in sleezy?

 Nope, skeezy, as in skeezy.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeezy

 


oginschile
oginschile
May 17, 2008
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#185
I love urbandictionary... without it i never would have known about words like Grogan!!!
PrettyGoPale
PrettyGoPale
May 17, 2008
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#186
King_William wrote: PrettyGoPale wrote: King_William wrote: skeezy like in sleezy?

 Nope, skeezy, as in skeezy.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeezy

 

exactly skeezy like in sleezy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclamation_mark

 

 Exclamation mark?  Love inexplicable punctuation references.  Thanks, bro.


RobRoy
RobRoy
May 17, 2008
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#187
Is there a girl friend for me
Rael
Rael
May 17, 2008
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#188
Lord you're a devil, King Billy. Hahhaa, why'd I ever accept your friend request?
Ray_Brooks
Ray_Brooks
May 17, 2008
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#189
King_William wrote: RobRoy, girls don't digg bag pipe players. Sorry dude.

As usual Willy is barking up the wrong tree (perhaps just barking). RobRoy there's bound to be  girl here for you, the popular Chess.com method is as follows:

1. Scan "New Members" list and send a welcome note to any females that take your fancy.

 

2. Having heard back from said female (maybe she didn't reply, it does not matter), challenge to a game of chess.

 

3. Repeat serial 2 until a game is grudgingly started.

 

4. Spark up conversation during the game, popular opening gambits are "You are well fit!" and "are you really a bird, or just a fat bloke that uploaded a picture?"

 

5. Win, lose or draw, immediately challenge to a rematch and build on the good work you laid down during serials 1-4.

 

6. Don't forget about special opportunities to stake your claim...valentines day, birthday etc. (Chess.com has greetings you can send on these occasions)

 

7. Robert the Bruce style persistence will always pay dividends, so never give up your pursuit, whatever she says (she's just being coy, and doesn't really have a husband... that's a cover story to deter the less determined).

 

Don't thank me now, invite me to your wedding.

 


Rael
Rael
May 17, 2008
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#190

So now you're giving away this advice for free, Ray?

You should be charging coaching rates. I hear Silman charges 50$/hour for the same advice.

 


Rael
Rael
May 17, 2008
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#191
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Rael
Rael
May 17, 2008
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#192
Well, Ray_Brooks wears a skirt when he plays chess, and that doesn't stop him from achieving a really high rating...
oginschile
oginschile
May 17, 2008
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#193

We need a new thread where we can swap ice-breakers with the fairer sex in chess.com games. Cuz "Have a good game" hasn't landed me one single lady friend!

Neither has "I can't take my eyes off your pawn formation"


Ray_Brooks
Ray_Brooks
May 17, 2008
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#194
King_William wrote: Rael wrote: Well, Ray_Brooks wears a skirt when he plays chess, and that doesn't stop him from achieving a really high rating...
Is this true, Nancy_Brooks err sorry Ray_Brooks?

I never wear a skirt (black cape more my thing), this is just a figment of Rael's imagination (diversifying your interests friend?).


Rael
Rael
May 17, 2008
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#195

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Rael
Rael
May 17, 2008
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#196

/sorry Ray

//super early in the morning...

///going to bed

////dumbest thing I've ever done... 


Ray_Brooks
Ray_Brooks
May 17, 2008
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#197
Sleep well, don't let the vampires bite.
Aristokatt
Aristokatt
May 19, 2008
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#198
LisaV wrote: oginschile wrote:

We need a new thread where we can swap ice-breakers with the fairer sex in chess.com games. Cuz "Have a good game" hasn't landed me one single lady friend!

Neither has "I can't take my eyes off your pawn formation"

lol

If we were playing in person, I might be flattered by your attention to my pawn formation.

 If WE were playing in person, I'd be amazed with your queen's vinyl outfit.


coldgoat
coldgoat
Aug 7, 2017
0
#199

i was wondering the same thing

i noticed that in a lot of 3 0 tournaments

ValerieBabe
ValerieBabe
Aug 7, 2017
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#200

Would like to meet here some new intelligent people happy.png