There was a young woman named Trysts
That played Chess hand over fist
On forums, punks boast
But she'd rebuke their posts
Except for the ones that she missed
Clock Hacking
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With every new barrage of verse
The prospects just get worse and worse
Of staying on track
(Discussing the hack)
Someone call this thread a hearse.
Sep 12, 2010
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#124
Niven42 wrote:
There was a young woman named Trysts
That played Chess hand over fist
On forums, punks boast
But she'd rebuke their posts
Except for the ones that she missed
That's the most beautiful poem in the HISTORY OF HUMAN SOCIETY!
On the subject of hacking
This forum thread is lacking
Green, slimey loogies,
fresh yellow boogies,
Come on now, lets get cracking!
Sep 12, 2010
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#126
electricpawn wrote:
On the subject of hacking
This forum thread is lacking
Green, slimey loogies,
fresh yellow boogies,
Come on now, lets get cracking!
No. I don't think so, electricpawn. Your 'pseudo-poem' belongs off-topic. This thread is about great literature.
Poems' juvenile cousins
Come at you by the dozen
They can be quite crass
They won't kiss your ass
Limericks keep folks buzzing.
Sep 12, 2010
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#128
electricpawn wrote:
Poems' juvenile cousins
Come at you by the dozen
They can be quite crass
They won't kiss your ass
Limericks keep folks buzzing.
If I give you an "A" for effort, electricpawn, I wouldn't only be cheating you, no, I'd be criminally dishonest. I would say 'go back to the drawing board', but that would just shame both of us. But objectively, it was a great limmerick!
trysts wrote:
electricpawn wrote:
Poems' juvenile cousins
Come at you by the dozen
They can be quite crass
They won't kiss your ass
Limericks keep folks buzzing.
If I give you an "A" for effort, electricpawn, I wouldn't only be cheating you, no, I'd be criminally dishonest. I would say 'go back to the drawing board', but that would just shame both of us. But objectively, it was a great limmerick!
Thanks
No-girlfriend syndrome :)