Sure! Just pay me 100 bucks.
can anyone donate me a membership please?

As GM Ben Finegold would say: "Suspicious, highly suspicious!"
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lol

A few years ago a very nice person offered to buy me a Diamond membership because of the very unusual cirmunstates which happened to me in 1973--I very politely turned him down.

I will do or say ANYTHUNG fer' a diamond membership!
I am a retired Politico,
Safe Cracka'
Gangland Hitman.
Space planet cowboy stealer (SPCS)
getaway drive with endorsements
All around vice dude..
And I canz be meaner dan' 2 rattlesnakes, in da' wool sock, @ high noonz fight'in ova' a dead mouse in da' Arizona Desert.
membership, and they have really good ratings, you could
do the same . A gold membership for a year is very
inexpensive, and well worth getting, surly you can afford that ! Otherwise. I’m sorry I can’t help you further.