what was his handle then? i remember he had a couple of christine/christina ones but can't find them now :-(
chrisr!
can't be. afaik his 1st a/c was @chrisr2212 in Feb 2011 while @chrisr is from 2008.
oh, yeah, there may have been numbers attached. i just remember the chrisr name and the avatar of the lady with bird on shoulder.
ok, so more openings have appeared!
Cloud Engineer
Use your deep knowledge of AWS and cloud infrastructure to built the future of Chess.com! If you’re looking to push system stability and performance for millions of players, then apply here
ChessKid Sales and Growth
Help us introduce chess to more kids as a way to learn and develop important life skills. If you have experience in EdTech, education, or scholastic organizations, we look forward to meeting you!
MySQL Performance Engineer
If you want us to SELECT you to help us ALTER our database WHERE billions of records are stored, DROP us a line here and SHOW us what you got
Graphic Designer (Media, Icons, UI)
Help make your favorite chess site even more fun with rich icons, awesome images, and new feature designs. Join our design team and see your work enjoyed by millions of chess fans around the world!
Writer for Chess Content (Part-time)
Can you pontificate in voluminous prose? Well that’s not what we are looking for 
We are looking for a writer who can write stuff that people want to read online. Clear. Concise. Informational. Interesting.
Project Manager
Love chess? Love software? Love gently asking developers about their progress?! Chess.com has dozens of projects going and could use some help organizing and managing.
and since the bunny is all about multiplying, openings are very important!
Cloud Engineer
well the bunny definitely has his head in the clouds. also he knows people ...
ChessKid Sales and Growth
now this is where the bunny draws the line (once he gets a pencil & a ruler) - no way is he going to sell kids! as it is ...
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/it-s-tough-being-a-kid-on-chess-com
as for growth, the bunny has machine that could help
Looks like you'll be good for the job.
Everyone knows you have to fatten the little bastards before you sell them!
i have a boilerplate response for all of the ads, err, job openings i get from cc. not sure why i haven't received any response, but, here it is:
erik, thank you for including me in this mass email! it makes me feel so special that i am one of the few million that you reached out to!
i feel i could fulfill many roles in your organization due to my "don't give a shit" attitude. (p.s. i know that's what you're looking for).
my qualifications: i am an awesome developer of bullshit. if anything malfunctions, i quickly blame a poor internet connection or the resources of the network provider. problems solved!
quality assurance is an area where i would be great. multiple complaints would lead to a ban. no more complaints!
i am also fluent in many of the languages where cc needs help. i deal with tens of people around the globe and our language barriers crumble when we communicate with emojis.
as a member for almost ten years, i have seen the changes and the growth of the site. i can enhance it by being as vague as possible with all issues, and shifting blame for any real issues to other sources.
i hope you find this bullshit as convincing as i am able to make it at this time, and, i look forward to an extensive telephone interview where i am on the site while on my seventh heineken.
sincerely,
al czervik
b.s. in b.s.
chess.com wants the bunny as staff, They can't resist the power of Godbunny
i have a boilerplate response for all of the ads, err, job openings i get from cc. not sure why i haven't received any response, but, here it is:
erik, thank you for including me in this mass email! it makes me feel so special that i am one of the few million that you reached out to!
i feel i could fulfill many roles in your organization due to my "don't give a shit" attitude. (p.s. i know that's what you're looking for).
my qualifications: i am an awesome developer of bullshit. if anything malfunctions, i quickly blame a poor internet connection or the resources of the network provider. problems solved!
quality assurance is an area where i would be great. multiple complaints would lead to a ban. no more complaints!
i am also fluent in many of the languages where cc needs help. i deal with tens of people around the globe and our language barriers crumble when we communicate with emojis.
as a member for almost ten years, i have seen the changes and the growth of the site. i can enhance it by being as vague as possible with all issues, and shifting blame for any real issues to other sources.
i hope you find this bullshit as convincing as i am able to make it at this time, and, i look forward to an extensive telephone interview where i am on the site while on my seventh heineken.
sincerely,
al czervik
b.s. in b.s.
I don't think that will work. Too much brown nosing. Erik can tell you're just listing the best qualities of his current employees, and then attributing them to yourself. You'll have to actually back this up with paperwork and references.
my references were wafflemaster, orangehonda, farmhand, and president max.
haha!
Hey bunny......is this a relative of your's.? 
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-like-bunnies
Everyone's pretending to be bunnies here. The fake bunny accounts with stock photos have to stop. Mine is a motion gif, so that doesn't count.
MySQL Performance Engineer
If you want us to SELECT you to help us ALTER our database WHERE billions of records are stored, DROP us a line here and SHOW us what you got
Man, that was way too corny a performance even for a dbase dev. Whoever wrote this is beyond the SAVEPOINT, should have their rights REVOKEd and be COMMITted to a corn field watched over by children.
OK that cover letter probably did not go over too well. Onward to other positions.
Graphic Designer (Media, Icons, UI)
The bunny is definitely artistic, while some would even say graphic. This is a minimalist sample.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/a-more-lively-default-avatar
The bunny also has plenty of gifs and memes at his disposal as the community will testify.
Writer for Chess Content (Part-time)
Can you pontificate in voluminous prose? Well that’s not what we are looking for We are looking for a writer who can write stuff that people want to read online. Clear. Concise. Informational. Interesting.
While the bunny is known for his brevity, he can be verbose when he is totally not required to be. Call that a pleasant surprise factor. However that's exactly what you need, as you ask for concise but voluminous prosaic pontification. The bunny submits this piece of multilingual literature as evidence.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/bladder-report
what was his handle then? i remember he had a couple of christine/christina ones but can't find them now :-(
chrisr!