community defender

is that keeping an eye on the bunny or giving the bunny the evil eye?  reminds one of madame xima

what harm can a little innocent carrot cruncher do ? cmon cc hire bunny today ,

but they hate me

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/does-chess-com-hate-bunnies

besides i haven't decided to apply yet.  so many factors to consider.

You can do it! Get that green almighty pawn next to your name!

one mustn't forget the back story.  we all have a dark past, as do the pawns.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/the-sad-tale-of-the-pawn

I remember this lol

there's 1 job not addressed yet in the list - ios dev - but they're a motley crew.

and the bunny has always been messy

but the arguments never end

and as everyone knows the bunny needs serious challenges or he gets bored.

u c in my mind a community defender team would be like this

but i'm afraid in real life it may end up like this

  You've got a hell of a decision to make bunny. Weather you should block & delete all android users.......OR.......all Mac users.   Its the Chess.com version of the Kobe-asha-maru for all bunnies.....good luck.

kobayashi-maru was probably why kirstie alley never made top management

on the other hand keyser soze had a kobayashi too

neither case ended well.

i think i'll take lessons from mr miyagi on blocking instead.  he looks like a nice person.

unfortunately i hear he quit his day job - sad really - everyone wants to be a comedian these days.

bunny a tip re job interviews , it is upto the hirer to expose your weak points not you , your task is to convince them they need not look for another candidate as that person is already in the room , so talk of how great you will be in the role , im sure cc will agree as you are quite convincing when you want to be lol

This is our president, Miloš Zeman.😂

Oops sorry.  The bunny knows so little about the Czech Republic.  Only that the capital is Prague. 

Don't do it!!!!!  It's a trap.

Thanks anok.  This is where hr asks for 3 weaknesses and the candidates replies he works too hard,  is a perfectionist, and can be hard on his colleagues as he holds them accountable. 

This bunny however believes in an honest exchange.   It's like accept me for the loony listless lazy laid back lagomorph that I am.   

Actually that explains all the rejection letters.  The world is so full of regret.   We regret to inform you   ...

Thanks mexi.  Wish I had listened to the last fish I ate that gave me a gastric flu. 

don't leave any "pellets" when being interviewed.

The bunny likes to think he's left a little something behind everywhere he goes, changing the world a little at a time or a pellet at a time. 

perhaps as a community defender i'll finally be able to ...

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/punish-players-who-beat-me

oh wait, i promised not to abuse my powers ...

If they sign me up maybe we could work the same beat and be good bunny bad bunny.