Conspiracy?

Ronald... I hate to break it to you... But You've been Mislead.

Who told you it was "Tin" Foil? Its actually Aluminum Foil. Made with Aluminum not tin. So your hat does NOTHING to block the signal.

P.S. Batgirl is the government.

                     Now that would make sense. Because everytime I wanna swear in these forums, I get a call from one of the mods.

Yep. did you know real tin will explode when you pour coke on it?

                     Well, I'd hate to be walking down tin pan alley with a bottle of Coke.

Obviously you have not heard of the AFDB with instructions

Google it Orbetter Ixquick it

Obviously You work in the DISINFORMATION department of the Government.

I thought YOU said you were gonna DROP the random CAPS?

More like the account of a 7 year old.

More like the account of a genius.

Great! I can't wait!

All hail chess.com's original troll, the first of his kind, cheater_1!

Then you're idea of genius and mine are apparently worlds apart.

Looks like cheater_1 created another account, which was banned pretty quickly:

not surprising, your idea of a genius would probably be someone like christina applegate.

How do you know she's not my idea of a genius?

Nah, just kidding. I didn't even know who Christina Applegate was until I looked her up. The biggest genius I know is one of my teachers in high school. The biggest genius I know of who is famous is Kanye West. The biggest genius on chess.com is ... well, cheater_1 is definitely a contender for that title.

Once again:

i vote for him too, but did you have to type 'meh'? that just makes me dislike you.

He hasn't made another account in a while....

Wait cheater_1 was here in this thread? I haven't been active, so I haven't been really keeping up with what's been going on.

Yeah he was here, and got deleted, first account stayed awhile. But he's been banned a while. Note we can't really confirm it's him, but he sure sounds legit. Though he was unexpectedly straightforward.