"Hey Magnus. Your board is set up wrong. It is White to the right."
CONTEST: Caption this Image of Anand & Carlsen

Vishy: "Hey Magnus, look! There's a naked guy in the crowd cheering your name!"
Magnus: "I'm not looking this time!"

Vishy: "Hey Magnus, look! There's a naked guy in the crowd cheering your name!"
Magnus: "I'm not looking this time!"
lol

Carlsen: Not only can I destroy the opponent that I am playing now, but I can win the position on your board as well.
Anand: For which colour?
Carlsen: Either

"Yes, it's a Queen's Indian Defence. So what? ... Don't tell me it doesn't make you feel a little special to play a Norwegian Defence every now and then!"
tie for first.
waffllemaster
Don't look over here, my guy sucks too.
sleepingcatinthesun
"In an unprecendented ploy for a psychological advantage Magnus Carlsen decides to play pantsless."