Almost 2 months now..
@david isn't @david ??!!
They should let me take over for the @llama account.
I mean look at this dumb face
Just online for one day and he posts a profile pic? Is that a piercing on the lower lip? Dude looks like a nuclear physicist to the bunny.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10218823735163497&set=basw.AbriUHPMxF2PQBs6ZQF3-Yu130n7f3wabDwyRg0uSIAXoZHBOq8UO1ix3avopblR7pF9qbzcFJZQBJryBm2CEW9zBNHnZ42DwnClRYYaz7XSbFCdF8-iAuTRJNcHb97zjnCfrdBUrRpGD20Ljr073cjc
This is what nuclear physicists look like. The one on the right.
Evidently, you haven't seen nuclear physicists!

It must be an honor being chosen as the second gen @David. A combination of tireless training and talent.

Maybe David is.....
- Be kind: Treat others how you would like to be treated; they are human like you.
- Be helpful: Build others up, don't tear them down; everyone has needs.
- Be forgiving: Everyone has bad days and we aren't always on our best behavior; give everyone the patience and tolerance you would want.
- Be tolerant: Other people have opinions
Thank you so much for your help in keeping Chess.com a pleasant place to be!
AbuseReport

Lol! ...wait.. no, it definitely ain’t him! I hadn’t even checked the username’s profile! That dude has a link to learn how to cheat without getting caught! How the hell this allowed? where truly are you David get back here and get rid of such yoyos!
what’s up with that ? 🤷♂️ http://www.cheatatchess.com on dude’s page !!!😡
David will not be coming back
Goatscape
Member for 4 days with a dire prediction. Will you be here when he does return?
@Knightscape007
@goatscape
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@escape
Lol! ...wait.. no, it definitely ain’t him! I hadn’t even checked the username’s profile! That dude has a link to learn how to cheat without getting caught! How the hell this allowed? where truly are you David get back here and get rid of such yoyos!
what’s up with that ? 🤷♂️ http://www.cheatatchess.com on dude’s page !!!😡
If you've read the page (at the end) , you'll get it's a joke.

Member for 4 days with a dire prediction. Will you be here when he does return?
He shalln’t return. I heard he cussed erik’s mum and was fired

Lol! ...wait.. no, it definitely ain’t him! I hadn’t even checked the username’s profile! That dude has a link to learn how to cheat without getting caught! How the hell this allowed? where truly are you David get back here and get rid of such yoyos!
what’s up with that ? 🤷♂️ http://www.cheatatchess.com on dude’s page !!!😡
If you've read the page (at the end) , you'll get it's a joke.
oh 😂
This topic has spawned yet another child
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-com-community/what-is-going-on-with-david-51741180
The previous spawn being
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/what-happened-to-david
How many more will there be?
And another
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/mod-david-please-come-back
This one's not quite appropriate
The spawning continues
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-com-community/counting-number-of-days-david-is-inactive-for-53052052
Thou shalt have no other threads before me for I am a jealous thread.
@david