First!



I don't know, it just seems like people's IQ's go down when they post on the internet.
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1182
I don't know why, but some people must base their entire self-worth on making sure that everybody knows they had the first post on an internet webpage. I can just imagine them setting their alarm clock for 4 AM so they can get up in time to log on and keep refreshing their browser until it's time to make the first comment, which, even though everyone in the world with an online connection can see that they made the first comment, they think it's imperitive that the sole content of their post is "First!" It's also inevitable that someone will be posting "First!" 2 or 3 posts down the line.

And what do ya know- the first poster today said...wait for it..."First baby!"
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/daily-puzzles/9302011---mate-in-4

Oh and this is even better: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/2563451/internet-commenter-business-meeting
NSFW language.
Oh, and "First!"