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pt22064 wrote:
Benzodiazepine wrote:

If I was a woman, I'd more than likely be sending you inappropriate pictures of myself, right now!

What?!  You're NOT a woman?  Why did you send me all of those inappropriate pictures of you -- looking very feminine?

THIS PERSON IS A LIEEEER!!! ALL LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!

DON'T BELIEVE A WORD Laughing

johnyoudell

In general flirting is fine but on this site it does not seem to work. Stuff happens which is downright offensive. So I fear we need to show some sense and leave it outside. We come here, after all, to play chess. There are lots of other places to go and flirt.

electricpawn

OK, this looked like it might be interesting, but it's not going anywhere. Let's wrap things up.

poo_poo_chess
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solskytz

I think that it's rather safe to say that people around here have really no idea how to flirt...

Second theory: those who do know just refrain from posting in threads of this kind (solskytz excepted). 

poo_poo_chess
pt22064 wrote:
poo_poo_chess wrote:
MSC157 wrote:

Can someone post a definition of flirt, so we wont go off topic?

Well I don't know the definition,but I think a flirt is someone who approaches someone and says things like: Is your middle name poop? Because your body is the shit!

Or : If you were a booger, I would pick you first. 

If those are your best lines, I'm not surprised that you're still alone and lonely in your old age.

Hey no one said I was "alone and  lonely" as you put it. I just said I was not a flirt. And that is evident by those flirt lines that I posted. Am actually Happily married with more kids than I would like to count at times.

MSC157
poo_poo_chess wrote:
pt22064 wrote:
poo_poo_chess wrote:
MSC157 wrote:

Can someone post a definition of flirt, so we wont go off topic?

Well I don't know the definition,but I think a flirt is someone who approaches someone and says things like: Is your middle name poop? Because your body is the shit!

Or : If you were a booger, I would pick you first. 

If those are your best lines, I'm not surprised that you're still alone and lonely in your old age.

Hey no one said I was "alone and  lonely" as you put it. I just said I was not a flirt. And that is evident by those flirt lines that I posted. Am actually Happily married with more kids than I would like to count at times.

Which one is problematic? The one in the avatar? :)

poo_poo_chess
MSC157 wrote:
poo_poo_chess wrote:
pt22064 wrote:
poo_poo_chess wrote:
MSC157 wrote:

Can someone post a definition of flirt, so we wont go off topic?

Well I don't know the definition,but I think a flirt is someone who approaches someone and says things like: Is your middle name poop? Because your body is the shit!

Or : If you were a booger, I would pick you first. 

If those are your best lines, I'm not surprised that you're still alone and lonely in your old age.

Hey no one said I was "alone and  lonely" as you put it. I just said I was not a flirt. And that is evident by those flirt lines that I posted. Am actually Happily married with more kids than I would like to count at times.

Which one is problematic? The one in the avatar? :)

Haha! Yes Indeed. The one in the avatar ( which is a true pic of me btw) is the most problematic kid in this happy family. Laughing

samtoyousir

You have how many kids at your age?!

Actually, dont answer that.

samtoyousir
solskytz wrote:

I think that it's rather safe to say that people around here have really no idea how to flirt...

Second theory: those who do know just refrain from posting in threads of this kind (solskytz excepted). 

Bwhahah, that is so true. (Espescially the non-english speakers. XD those guys get lines outa nowhere).

 

(ATC97 execpted too).

samtoyousir

No I speak english.

(you're here! did you see we were talking about you?)

InfiniteFlash

Usually if you are trying to flirt, you probably are horny and lonely....

MSC157

Chica sounds much better than chick. :)

Benzodiazepine
Sandrasandrita wrote:

By the way, I googled "chick" and you can be sure I don't like the term. You should be more respectful with grown-ups, "kid".

LMAO Sandra Sandrita

 

LMAO LMAO

MSC157

I think I managed to translate this one. ;)

Benzodiazepine

Can you translate it into English or at least Slovenian? Then I could understand too. Laughing

Irontiger
LongIslandMark wrote:

Still making my living doing mostly FORTRAN - on what most of you might call a "main frame"

Are you payed in denarii ?

Did you find comment snippets warning you about an imminent asteroid fall in Chicxulub ?

(etc., etc.)

MSC157

The ** word is Scheiße. :)

I don't think Sandra would be very happy if I translated the whole sentence.

Benzodiazepine

Google Translator says: You should all go to hell.

Benzodiazepine

I agree with LuftWaffe, the chick should chill!