SEND THE COMPANY AN ANGRY EMAIL! THE CAPS LOCK SHOULD MAKE IT EVEN MORE CONVINCING THAN USUAL!
HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF

HERE'S HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF:
REQUIREMENTS: ANY INTACT FINGER, IQ OF 5 OR MORE, AT LEAST 10 GRAMS OF STRENGTH, KEYBOARD
STEP 1 - LOCATE THE CAPS UNLOCK BUTTON
STEP 2 - PRESS IT
Step 3 - ???
Step 4 - PROFIT
Trollin' is hatin'

Finally, the technician came and found a solution- you press the shift button, so that you can type lowercase letters. Caps lock is still locked though.

Deleting system32 prevents the hardware conflicts between the computer and the keyboard. In addition, it increases the speed of your internet.

AND FOR OINQUARKI AND REASONABLEDOUBT IF YOU EVER HAVE THIS PROBLEM THE BEST FIX SHOULD BE CLOSING YOUR CHESS DOT COM ACCOUNT AND THEN OPENING A NEW ONE WHERE YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR LENNY BONGCLOUD VOTING FOR LENNY BONGCLOUD HAS BEEN WELL KNOWN TO CAUSE THESE TYPES OF PROBLEMS
Extreme cleverness.

What operating system are you using? If you are using windows xp. Open the start menu, right click on my computer and select properties. Select the hardware tab and then device manager. If there is a problem with the keyboard. There will likely be a yellow question mark or other indication that the device is malfunctioning. If a driver came with your keyboard make sure you have it or have downloaded it. Right click on the keyboard listing, uninstall and then reinstall the driver. If this doesn’t fix the problem. If you're using xp, you can access the system configuration utility by opening the start menu and clicking run or by pressing and holding the windows key and pressing r. Type “msconfig” and hit enter. Go to the services tab and disable everything other than system restore. Then restart the computer and go back to the sys configuration utility. Select normal start up and reboot again. This will ensure nothing is interfering with the functionality of the keyboard.

Yeah well, its hard to tell sometimes. I think people are joking all the time. And then I find out they are being serious.

Finally, the technician came and found a solution- you press the shift button, so that you can type lowercase letters. Caps lock is still locked though.
Sounds tedious -- you could use a rubber band around your keyboard, with pressing on something like an eraser to keep the shift key depressed.
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OH MY GOD THE TECHNICIAN IS WAY LATE RIGHT NOW HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ABOUT A HALF HOUR AGO