How do u find a girlfriend on chess.com?
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Platzerwasel
Feb 23, 2017
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I'm single and ready to mingle
So youre on a chess site?
Platzerwasel wrote:
The odds are against me? Young and pretty would b a plus
You're young and pretty? Then you shouldn't have trouble finding a girlfriend.
First step is to find a cool avatar. No chess chicks want a man that can't even pick a good avatar. This isn't the 1940s. Next step is to make clever and witty comments in threads. There's a strong correlation between trolling ability and sexual prowess.
I'm afraid 90 per cent on here are 10-16 young human beings with a ding-dong, not girls. If you want to risk this, go on and try your luck. Maybe you could start a thread asking how to find a girl friend here.
girls are smart enough to tell when you're trying. Suck it up butter cup
Feb 23, 2017
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SilentKnighte5 wrote:
There's nothing cooler than the Spiderman. But u lost me after that. I don't want to b a troll
First step is to find a cool avatar. No chess chicks want a man that can't even pick a good avatar. This isn't the 1940s. Next step is to make clever and witty comments in threads. There's a strong correlation between trolling ability and sexual prowess.
Platzerwasel wrote:
SilentKnighte5 wrote:
First step is to find a cool avatar. No chess chicks want a man that can't even pick a good avatar. This isn't the 1940s. Next step is to make clever and witty comments in threads. There's a strong correlation between trolling ability and sexual prowess.
There's nothing cooler than the Spiderman. But u lost me after that. I don't want to b a troll
2 choices here:
1. Too late.
2. Of course not.
ok enough already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 23, 2017
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#11
Just find people with a female face for their profile pic and then stalk them until you're thrown off the site.
Platzerwasel wrote:
SilentKnighte5 wrote:
First step is to find a cool avatar. No chess chicks want a man that can't even pick a good avatar. This isn't the 1940s. Next step is to make clever and witty comments in threads. There's a strong correlation between trolling ability and sexual prowess.
There's nothing cooler than the Spiderman. But u lost me after that. I don't want to b a troll
If you want to settle for mediocre women, that's on you.
But maybe your expectations are not fitting your possibilities. Then its a good advice to extend your pathetic try into the real world. Just an idea.
Feb 23, 2017
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#16
Just request an invite from the private, unlisted group The Hot Chesspartner Meet Up Group. Just kidding. 
Ask your girlfriend to join chess.com Then ask her username...
Have a look at the thread "Chess rating system", and you'll find one ;-)
The best way to find a girlfriend on chess.com is to keep your ranking between 800-1300.
All the hot chicks stay between this level range.
Hot chicks are kind of dumb. They don't know how the pieces work.
They call the knight a horsey etc.
If you meet any persons claiming to be a chick above level 1400, Than you should be afraid!
The reason why is because of a few reasons
1) They are really a guy pretending to be a girl.
2) They are really a girl; however, they look like rain man! They look so ugly!
3) They are really a girl; however, they are deformed in some way. Instead of 10 fingers they got like 11.
4) They are really a girl; however, they have a bad smell! They smell so bad you can't stand to be around them ever. They take a shower and come out of the shower and still smell. It makes you puke.
5) They are really a girl; however, they have a mental ill-ness. They suffer from some handicap issue.
6) They are really a girl; however, they are a whale! They are so fat. They look like shamoo
Yeah best thing to do is stay below 1400 ranking.
Otherwise, you are doomed.
