How do u find a girlfriend on chess.com?

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Prachi8101
X_PLAYER_J_X wrote:

The best way to find a girlfriend on chess.com is to keep your ranking between 800-1300.

All the hot chicks stay between this level range.

Hot chicks are kind of dumb. They don't know how the pieces work.

They call the knight a horsey etc.

If you meet any persons claiming to be a chick above level 1400, Than you should be afraid!

The reason why is because of a few reasons

1) They are really a guy pretending to be a girl.

2) They are really a girl; however, they look like rain man! They look so ugly!

3) They are really a girl; however, they are deformed in some way. Instead of 10 fingers they got like 11.

4) They are really a girl; however, they have a bad smell! They smell so bad you can't stand to be around them ever. They take a shower and come out of the shower and still smell. It makes you puke.

5) They are really a girl; however, they have a mental ill-ness. They suffer from some handicap issue.

 6) They are really a girl; however, they are a whale! They are so fat. They look like shamoo

Yeah best thing to do is stay below 1400 ranking.

Otherwise, you are doomed.

Have you heard of the member cheeky_chicky?

DrSpudnik

Yes, go bother her.

davidelectrix1

You dont

General-TsoTso

the mystery why not many girls play chess ..... SOLVED!!!

General-TsoTso

post 41 DrSpudnik ........ brilliant!

Bonsai_Dragon

You should try messaging 2Q1C, based on his recent posts, he could use a friend.

DrSpudnik

You go, girl!

shadowcat53

You never really know , friends can be all sizes ,shapes and ...

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TheChessLegendOfDoom

I'm going to say u shouldn't. its not good.

Nkav
U do this sort of thing in off topic (if at all)
Senior-Lazarus_Long

ArgoNavis
ChessMusicGirl wrote:
X_PLAYER_J_X wrote:

The best way to find a girlfriend on chess.com is to keep your ranking between 800-1300.

All the hot chicks stay between this level range.

Hot chicks are kind of dumb. They don't know how the pieces work.

They call the knight a horsey etc.

If you meet any persons claiming to be a chick above level 1400, Than you should be afraid!

The reason why is because of a few reasons

1) They are really a guy pretending to be a girl.

2) They are really a girl; however, they look like rain man! They look so ugly!

3) They are really a girl; however, they are deformed in some way. Instead of 10 fingers they got like 11.

4) They are really a girl; however, they have a bad smell! They smell so bad you can't stand to be around them ever. They take a shower and come out of the shower and still smell. It makes you puke.

5) They are really a girl; however, they have a mental ill-ness. They suffer from some handicap issue.

 6) They are really a girl; however, they are a whale! They are so fat. They look like shamoo

Yeah best thing to do is stay below 1400 ranking.

Otherwise, you are doomed.

Have you heard of the member cheeky_chicky?

Gullible...

ilikewindmills
you could flirt with Tom
shadowcat53

been done..

Charlotte
Whip_Kitten wrote:
General-TsoTso wrote:

every day i pray the RSS will hijack the forums and usher in a new Golden Age of forum posting.

Doing my best.  

it isn't working

the_johnjohn

Platzerwasel wrote:

I'm single and ready to mingle

go to www.findmearussiangirl.com I hear you can find nice, honest and caring girls that are marriage material there. Do you have money?

the_johnjohn

Platzerwasel wrote:

I'm single and ready to mingle

go to www.findmearussiangirl.com I hear you can find nice, honest and caring girls that are marriage material there. Do you have money?

SilentKnighte5

I have lots of money, but I don't like Russian chicks.

MGleason
2Q1C wrote:

It's easier to find a boyfriend. Just change your profile pic to a girl and change your name to Jessica.

I think 40% of profiles with young, attractive female avatars are run by teenage boys.

General-TsoTso

what ? you mean girls don't actually get pastic surgery for more friend requests ?

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