How to inflame

and you just keep adding to the cruelty...

I think you should try a Cheshire Cat.... he only smiled when I taped some regional cheese to his back. Who knows? he may be equally happy to host some toast.

Catalytic conversion.... process well known

 There's quite a lot to worry about actually ...

The official choir of the European Organization for Nuclear Research (better known by its French acronym Cern) is to record a song dedicated to the Large Hadron Collider (LHC).

The ditty written by clinical psychologist Danuta Orlowska has been set to the tune of the Hippopotamus song by Flanders and Swann and its chorus celebrates the Higgs boson - a sub-atomic particle that the LHC is designed to detect:

"Higgs, Higgs glorious Higgs," the tune goes, "the theory told them these thingamijigs, were so fundamental." 

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Alice first encounters [The Cheshire Cat] at the Duchess's house in her kitchen, and then later outside on the branches of a tree, where it appears and disappears at will, engaging Alice in amusing but sometimes vexing conversation. The cat sometimes raises philosophical points that annoy or baffle Alice. It does, however, appear to cheer her up when it turns up suddenly at the Queen of Hearts' croquet field, and when sentenced to death baffles everyone by having made its head appear without its body, sparking a massive argument between the executioner and the King and Queen of Hearts about whether something that does not have a body can indeed be beheaded.

At one point, the cat disappears gradually until nothing is left but its grin, prompting Alice to remark that she has often seen a cat without a grin but never a grin without a cat.^[5]

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Sorry correction  cat'llickit convertion ....

 I'm taking better care of it than Schrödinger is.

Paul, I think I could agree with that.

 cat'llickit coersion

Extra Good one !

LOL   That was apropos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkCylMg0fc&feature=related

Now I know what I want to be when I grow up.

IF.

Cat Vs. Toast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIrOfrEjFDs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsC1m4Fb9Hs&feature=fvw

Too much time on my hands---Styx

This butter & toast thing, didn't that appear in one of the Mythbusters show ? what was the result of it ? 

IF ?

edit: oh - OK - got it.

There once was a group of chess players,

Who had much too much time to spare,

They began to talk 'cats'

And buttered-toast 'splats'

Which affected the style of their playing.

While errant ants

running rant in their pants

caused all the antics they're conveying