I am available for coaching beginers :) ( FREE )

OK then I have some people in reserve until friday but then we will start something you will not regret 

How is not being the greatest at chess in any way affect one's teaching capabilities?

That is like saying that a world-class boxer must have a coach who can beat him/her up in the ring. I mean really.

yeah I guesse so I mean like its not like I need to beat you but still its nice to have an experienced 1500 elo rated player on your side right ?

My coaching is : Great approved training methods and I will also take a look at your recent games if you have something that you have trouble with and if so I will give you a training method to get rid of it. I will take your chess IQ and I will give you some ideas how to train without me 

( At the end of the courses you can continue without me )

Plus he is Canadian. For those of you who don't know, Canadian's will kindly hand you the keys to their car with a smile when you attempt to steal it. Just a nice bunch :P

lol thanks Phylar you are the man                                                              ( and on your avatar you are a sexy Einstein  lol )

You'd be surprised at how many people somehow feel offended by my avatar. I still think it is funny as heck.

Anyway, do well with this coaching and continue improving. In the meantime I shall continue to play catch-up and who knows, there may come a time when you and I unknowingly face one another OTB and post the game on here without realizing it :)

Stranger things have certainly happened!

If you can't do it, teach it!

I am completely and utterly in!!! Please teach me more!!

lol. Teaching is actually one way to learn. I knew some who failed in board exams who are teaching part time to review their knowledge.

is this a joke?

He is obviously extremely delusional, but we can forgive him, he is just 12.

Or probably he is just some troll that got bored and decided to create this thread.

I mean, a little kid bragging about his 1500 ELO rating, telling that he is a very experienced prof and his methods are unique. GTFO with that BS!

 well im only 13 and i find that these trolls r da people giving kids bad names, when some of us are kind of decent.

I do not judge people based on their age. After all, we all were once little kids too.

I would have much more respect for a 7 year old that behaves properly, than for a 40 year old who behaves like an idiot.

talking about that, the best under 14 in our country (Australia) is rated 2300+ and is 9!!!

OK then I have 5 reserved for this week and the rest will be starting friday OK ?

heres the game Seb. Im on a Ipad and for some reason I can never post diagrams on it so I'll have to post it regularly so heres the game oh also its fun to note that both are low rated team mates of mine (neither one is above 900 yet) but the one whos games i'll be sending to you is playing black.

1.e4/e5 2.Nf3/d6 3.d3/g6 4.g3/Bg7 5.Bg2/c6 6.0-0/f5 7.Nbd2/f4 8.b3/g5 9.Bb2/h5 10.Ne1/g4 11.gxf4/Qe7 12.fxe5/dxe5 13.c3/h4 14.d4/g3 15.h3/c5 16.Nef3/Nf6 17 Nxe5/Nc6 18.Ndf3/Nxe4 19.Re1/Nxf2 20.Nxc6/Nxd1 21.Rxe7+/Kf8 22.Rxd1/bxc6 23.Rde1/cxd4 24.Re8+/Kf7 25.R1e7+/Kf6 26.cxd4/Rxe8 27.Rxe8/Bb7 28.Rxa8/Bxa8 29.d5+/Kf7 30.Bxg7/Kxg7 31.dxc6/Bxc6 32.Nxh4/Bd7 33.Kf1/Kf6 34.Ke2/Kg5 35.Nf3+/Kf4 36.h4/a5 37.h5/Bf5 38.h6/Kg4 39.Nd4/Bg6 40.Nc6/Bb1 41.Ne5+/Kh5 42.Nf7/Bg6 43.Bd5/Kh4 44.Kf1/Resign

HEY I HAVE COMENTED ON CARLSEN

I WANT YOUR FIDE ID THEN I WILL SE

I edited the contact link.  Appearantly, he copied the link from his homepage (which only goes to his account when he's logged in).

What are we starting with? my openings are weak, my middlegame terrible and endings are completely beyond me.

I'm just so excited to have a real coach, at long last!

Alright I cant wait neither