I am selling my dignity for attention!

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Oka1493

facepalm...

Oka1493

no

Oka1493

lol

Oka1493

lol

52yrral

I used to be dumber, but I forgot a lot of stuff I didn't know! 🤔

x-9140319185
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:

Yeah, nowadays kids are so monosyllabic. In the good old times, kids could write a Bible, build an Eiffel Tower with their teeth, compose music better than Mozart, understand what quantum relativity is, and cook like Bocuse!

By the way, it’s either “quantum mechanics”, “general relativity”, “special relativity”, or maybe just “quantum gravity”. grin.png

autobunny

The bunny hasn't gotten attention for 9 hours now. While he may not have much dignity to sell, it had to be worth much more than that. The bunny expects the banks to bail him out since the government will bail them out. Irrefutable logic. 

Oka1493

Lol

52yrral

I advise you to invoke the *auto* bunny clause to reap some of the benefits given to those other *auto*guys. 

autobunny
52yrral wrote:

I advise you to invoke the *auto* bunny clause to reap some of the benefits given to those other *auto*guys. 

The bunny's Serbian friend Matic was replaced by this bot called automatic. Things have gotten out of control since. 

52yrral

Ai-yi-yi!  what's next autopilots?

LiAlvarenga

:3

autobunny

But wait, there's more

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/im-selling-the-saturn

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-selling-cats-52142788

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-selling-the-andromeda-galaxy

autobunny

It gets desperate to the point of failure

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-selling-multiverse

Our kids need all the help they can get. 

autobunny

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/official-chess-com-marketplace-52162340

Hmmph. Trend identification and aggregation is the bunny's gig. This will be addressed. 

Wolfbird

Never sell yourself short, bunny. 

autobunny
Wolfbird wrote:

Never sell yourself short, bunny. 

Sometimes options are limited

autobunny

Late to party but someone's selling the space between their ears. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/im-selling-space

Lc0_1
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:

I propose we gather all the kids from Chess.com in a room, and force them to write a two words essay!

"omg I can't do that it's so hard"

Bode-Erek

i ran out of cat litter, so i am selling turds, 2 for a pound. special offer today.