I HATE CHESS PLAYERS

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Animaliberator

why i cant play with for exemple magnus and others best players?? 5min dont kill him so

guess-the-photo

The philosophy of Magnus is this:? "You win me only because you cheat."

Wins

I think the OP is talking about not understanding chess terms such as zugswang, opposition, windmill, etc.

If you don't know it, look it up

Animaliberator

i dont know cheat on this site but i loose this is clear but iam be honored played with any masters

 

rmoreira88

Just play your game

MushroomGuy101

What happened bro

Ian_Rastall

I doubt Capablanca even lifted.

BeautifulGoose

you don't need electricity to play chess

BeautifulGoose

but i heard that peoples who live in Kiribati dœsn't have internet

aarnavhps

Wait people on North Korea don't die after turning 5?

Drawgood

Can you  please return to the Korean Internet please?

DreamscapeHorizons

gumpert_tumpy
Ultimate-trashtalker wrote:

Did you smoke weed while writing this? This kinda sounds stupid...and please return to North Korea or else the president will hunt u down

Weed is a performance enhancer that makes people into veritable super geniuses. It all reality this guy is probably in a very powerful position within in the North Korean government based on his social media access, so it maybe best to not mess with this "g"uy. 

Animaliberator

oooh my god

 

Animaliberator

My profil photo is a brutal potato he plays chess like crazy 

 

BadussianEmpire

you're on a chess website my buddy. you literally come here to play chess. it's in the name of the site. chess.com

Terminator-T800

I love chess players souls. They taste like popping candy

Animaliberator

oooh im sorry i love chess by the way but sometimes i think my potato part 

Animaliberator

i dont learn all letter yet 

gumpert_tumpy
Terminator-T800 wrote:

I love chess players souls. They taste like popping candy

watch out buddy im beleaguered by robot parts and not that easy to chew