I spend too much time on this site. Help!

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ArgoNavis

After wasting 4 hours reading the forums today, I have realized I really have a problem. I see a stupid thread, and I feel as if I needed to go and troll the OP because he is just  ignorant or because he has not even made the effort to look for similar threads before creating another one. I know this site is addictive, I have said it many times, but now this has gone to far.

ArgoNavis

I do not want to leave the site forever, I like this place, but all the stupidity and randomness is distracting me and I have better things to do (well, let's face it, I don't, but probably it happens to you too, otherwise you would not be here). What should I do? Temporarily closing the account? Changing the password to a random one so that I need to use the email to recover it (too much effort, so it might work)? Or should I try to simply resist the temptation of the forums? I don't know if I will be able to.

Bilbo21

Make your password like an enigma code, and you won't be able to log on.  Or simply wait for the forums to go downhill more, and you will want to leave.

GodsPawn2016

How did you get "in" the site?

BronsteinPawn

Good question God'sPawn.

I got into this thing thinking it would be an improved version of StackChess.

Listen shedinjas, stay strong, I know what you need.

YOU NEED SOME FREAKING PAPAYA.

Look for one, be sure it is clean, really look out for ill/rotten ones.

Once you discover the right papaya you will never go back to the internet.

BronsteinPawn

I heard Spain is in europe, and I heard that in Europe blondies are abundant, so you shouldnt have trouble finding a girl like this:
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BronsteinPawn

OH HELL NO. GRINGA ALERT. BEWARE, SHE IS AMERICAN, WHICH MEANS SHE IS NOT NATURALLY HOT. BEWARE.

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BronsteinPawn

May god bless you dud, I think they are natural on Europe but Im not sure.

Siri is a good replacement for human interaction tho.

Greetings.

ArgoNavis
BronsteinPawn wrote:

I heard Spain is in europe, and I heard that in Europe blondies are abundant, so you shouldnt have trouble finding a girl like this:

Not in Spain.

BronsteinPawn

Good thing I can always use my jumping skills and get to taste some fake girls on the US OF A.

BronsteinPawn

Didnt you guys watch the movie about Turing?
Dont do it, it is flawed, contrary to Hitler's beliefs.

RonaldJosephCote

      If you want to be a REAL troll you need to have surprising knowledge of the sewers built underneath the main forums of Chess.comWink

StairwayToTruth

There is no such thing as too much chess.com; there is only not enough time.

sleepingbeauty

stay away a year... thats what it took me.

clms_chess
BronsteinPawn wrote:

May god bless you dud, I think they are natural on Europe but Im not sure.

Siri is a good replacement for human interaction tho.

Greetings.

Dude... are you saying dud... as in milk dud. Orrrr are you saying dude... as in, "Dude, lets go catch some waves."

:D

BronsteinPawn

Dud? Milk?
Im saying dud in the sense of redneck/murican vocabulary.

clms_chess

Milk Duds like these:

Image result for milk duds candy

Brahhh Im saying ...dude in the So Cal surfer vinacular. :D

sleepingbeauty

lol

BronsteinPawn

Dud, I dont live in the US of As, I didnt know those thiwngs existed.

Plus Im vegan, I dont like eating bovine secretions.

clms_chess
BronsteinPawn wrote:

Dud, I dont live in the US of As, I didnt know those thiwngs existed.

Plus Im vegan, I dont like eating bovine secretions.

US of As? Is that a put down? You know, Ive vacationed in Mexico... great country. Had a awesome time.

Even bought Milk Duds there... chewable chocolate candy.

Oh but your vegan... ssstrict one too... no chocolate for you. lol