@pimples
I think chess.com has fake members
What??? I personally know <random-noun><chess-related-adjective><randomyear><randomyear> in real life and I find your accusations shocking and unfounded!
(I've played with them TONS of times IRL and they always busch-gass gambit and/or urusov! ALWAYS. it's kind of their thing, you see)

We’re all fake dude, shouldn’t you know that already? It’s part of the designer’s program. We’re all simply and no more than code.
@bruh