and ????
I think she loves me....
omg... ok...
On arrival at Lagos Airport, they thought we were some sort of Scottish Mafia and the the guy called over so called security, who demanded we paid them under the table money in cash (dollars).
Macho, our idiot friend, decided to play dumb and handed his passport over with a note in it.
Its a bit crazy... but to cut it the story short... Davie and I put $50 each in our passports and were cleared, but surprisingly the $50 was returned.
I thought...ok... Macho boy must have given them too much.
Outside the airport I asked the team idiot how much did he gave them.
He said he gave them no money ... Just a note saying if they don't let the 3 of us thru he would personally cut their balls off and have them fried with baked beans.
MORAL: Don't mess with team idiot Macho.
And they all had hangovers?