arent you rated 1000?
I will analyse your game (with certain restrictions)

oh well I meant the op...
i just looked it up, his blitz rating is 850, his standerd iz 1000, and his online is 1403!!!

with all duh respect, i think is is like what sebleb does, at least he doesn't make up random lies but i think you should try to improve before you help others.

Can't have that game submitted:
Hello everybody!! Who wants some help analysing a game? I will analyse for FREE for you:
Just post the link to your game or your entire game here!
I will analyse 10 games for each member.
Games cannot be longer than 50 moves.
Games cannot be shorter than 5 moves.
Games must be standard chess, not 960 or any other variants like that.
Both players must be rated 1700 or below.
I will not analyse games I have played in.
Allow up to 10 days for my analysis.
Other than that, I will do the analysing if you'll do the posting!!
--GSHAPIROY
You still have 10 analysis' left, though

Can you analyze where I lost here:
I lost there, this is myself not you!!
I am now blocking you--you have 0 games left for my analysis.

Please analyse this one for me :)
Sorry but it is too long:
Hello everybody!! Who wants some help analysing a game? I will analyse for FREE for you:
Just post the link to your game or your entire game here!
I will analyse 10 games for each member.
Games cannot be longer than 50 moves.
Games cannot be shorter than 5 moves.
Games must be standard chess, not 960 or any other variants like that.
Both players must be rated 1700 or below.
I will not analyse games I have played in.
Allow up to 10 days for my analysis.
Other than that, I will do the analysing if you'll do the posting!!
--GSHAPIROY

ok Could this help?
Sorry again:
Hello everybody!! Who wants some help analysing a game? I will analyse for FREE for you:
Just post the link to your game or your entire game here!
I will analyse 10 games for each member.
Games cannot be longer than 50 moves.
Games cannot be shorter than 5 moves.
Games must be standard chess, not 960 or any other variants like that.
Both players must be rated 1700 or below.
I will not analyse games I have played in.
Allow up to 10 days for my analysis.
Other than that, I will do the analysing if you'll do the posting!!
--GSHAPIROY
Hello everybody!! Who wants some help analysing a game? I will analyse for FREE for you:
Just post the link to your game or your entire game here!
I will analyse 10 games for each member.
Games cannot be longer than 50 moves.
Games cannot be shorter than 5 moves.
Games must be standard chess, not 960 or any other variants like that.
Both players must be rated 1700 or below.
I will not analyse games I have played in.
Allow up to 10 days for my analysis.
Other than that, I will do the analysing if you'll do the posting!!
--GSHAPIROY