If you weren't a chess player, what would you be?

  • #141

    No problem since i am not a chess player.....as a carlsen is.Years ago i made the spreads numbers for basketball and football in N.Y.,that i was good at.Between that and chasing the young ladies, and then there were years of poker playing.....Hmmmm,i'll go for the females -would keep me young and all that pleasure !

  • #142
    winerkleiner wrote:
    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Wait I changed my mind, I would invent the gas powered sneakers and then become a professional hop scotch skipper.  Yeah that's it!

    And enter a 24 hour scotch hop skip contest with your body building half sister?

     

     Lol, yes but I will need an agent, my half sister is very picky...and she promises to leave her weights behind!   Good call!

    That's fine for you but some people like a woman who can ruff them up a bit - tenderly of course.  

    Run into any trouble finding an agent my ex knows a good one,  she handled John Hannah all the Pee Wee Herman's as well as Ed Harris....  As you may of guessed, she's a little obsessive and only handles people last name starting with H but you guys can change your name to HinerKleiner, she could have your skip scotch act opening for Bjork, she's that good.

    Well I got to say...heck yes sign me up, between her and Blork let those good times roll!  But first it would help to know if your ex can get free cable? 

    Probably not. :(   But perhaps could arrange for choice of films on your next flight out of town with extra sacks of assorted nuts thrown in at no additional charge.

  • #143
    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Wait I changed my mind, I would invent the gas powered sneakers and then become a professional hop scotch skipper.  Yeah that's it!

    And enter a 24 hour scotch hop skip contest with your body building half sister?

     

     Lol, yes but I will need an agent, my half sister is very picky...and she promises to leave her weights behind!   Good call!

    That's fine for you but some people like a woman who can ruff them up a bit - tenderly of course.  

    Run into any trouble finding an agent my ex knows a good one,  she handled John Hannah all the Pee Wee Herman's as well as Ed Harris....  As you may of guessed, she's a little obsessive and only handles people last name starting with H but you guys can change your name to HinerKleiner, she could have your skip scotch act opening for Bjork, she's that good.

    Well I got to say...heck yes sign me up, between her and Blork let those good times roll!  But first it would help to know if your ex can get free cable? 

    Probably not. :(   But perhaps could arrange for choice of films on your next flight out of town with extra sacks of assorted nuts thrown in at no additional charge.

    Lol, that's still the best offer I had all week!  Free flight?

  • #144

  • #145

    Alright I'm taking that as a maybe!

  • #146
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Alright I'm taking that as a maybe!

    Probably right, looks like he is saying no to the extra sacks of assorted nuts.

  • #147

    Lol, he looks like he's being interrogated.  Guilty!

  • #148

    Right?  Next thing he knows they are doing a cavity search for sacks of assorted nuts.

  • #149

    Lol

  • #150

    Go-go dancer

  • #151

    I bet that guy is red.

  • #152

    A heartrob like Justine Beiber...I know you love me..

  • #153

    I would be YODA.

  • #154
  • #155

    I'm so stupid, splitleaf. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

    Now, everything will work out as I wish!

  • #156

    Don't feel bad a lot of people aren't aware of this method, only recently discovered it myself and, have now adopted it to fulfil my dream of becoming a hypnotist - banking on the hope we get three wishes here.

  • #157

    Tried two already. Didn't work. I might be doing it wrong, though. Maybe you can tell me what the problem is, telepathically?

  • #158

    Message sent (gee, hope it works that kinda hurt). 

  • #159

    Oh, it worked! You have a future, splitleaf!

    (drink two Guiness and "talk" to me later)

  • #160

    If you focus, you can improve your telepathetic skills!

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