I'm Dr_Doc_MD

There's no Doc anymore (except Bugs Bunny's).

Where's kohai to celebrate this special occasion with us? :)

I guess you really didn't get the point! =/

Ah well, keep trying, my little flagged buddy. It took me a while too. :)

I liked having a doctor on chess.com, it made me feel safe.

 I usually understand the references, but you've stumped me there. I applaud you.

You've given me enough background already. :)

I'd like to think my only and last drama queen post was #1. The rest are literally Looney Tunes. Damn, I'm fresh outta links at the moment.

I'll bet it involves promoting a pawn to a Bishop . . .

Say, does anyone know of a game in which a player had one Bishop, and then promoted a pawn to a second Bishop for the same color squares?  That might be something for those who like to torment people who refuse to resign.  See how many Bishops of the same color you can get!

 That's awfully cruel.

Niven, no worries, I don't care.

I looked for examples of the promotion you mentioned, Cystem... can't seem to find any such legitimate games. I can't even find illegitimate games. =/

However, there are some very rare cases in which underpromotion to a bishop wins / draws.

But you might be interested in GM Nakamura's game against Rybka, I believe, in which he underpromoted to about a trillion knights and checkmated. There are several links to that game on this site. Strong sac's by Nakamura!

I'm hijacking this.

Here's the link to a Nakamura game with a trillion bishop ending: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/nakamura-defeats-rybka-in-a-loooong-game

I saw the trillion knight ending on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbAzeDxxGuQ That's crutty quality, but hey, it's good enough for clumsy chess playas. 

Orange butts are a good thing at Hooters!

Thanks for owning up to it, WMD.  It takes a lot of guts to do that, and I'm glad I don't have to hold in the secret anymore and worrying myself mad whether or not I'm going to let it slip.

(Maybe this will inspire me to reveal my other accounts that I use for trolling...)

- G

Guts? I don't care what anybody says about this. I just didn't want people to feel bad for my prior stupidity. I hope this could make everybody feel better:

That is just so damn addicting.

No, I am Spartacus.

 Me too.

Seriously, it's not like I'm admitting to murder and armed robbery (no, I'm not O.J. Simpson). He "didn't" do it. >_>

Haha, if you haven't understood yet, I did it to apologize to people. If I was really looking for attention, I'd put my sexy photographs, etc. here. You don't know me and I don't know you. I do know you like flags. Have you been to Six Flags? I've heard people die there. =/

On a brighter note,  Oops

Must be some sort of 12-step program.  Which step number is mea maxima culpa?