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ArgoNavis

Forget about NMs. And also about FMs, IMs and GMs. And about World Champions too. I'm going to do something much bigger. I'm going to beat a DH. But I need some help from you. I can't do it alone. It would get really boring.

In order to do so, I  will ask you to discuss with me several controversial topics, and we will try to reach an agreement. Please give your opinion. And enjoy discovering what a DH is. The first to guess gets a trophy.

ArgoNavis

Topic 1

Rematch etiquette

 

Topic 2

Flagging

 

Topic 3

Best chess player of all time

 

Topic 4

Game-abandoners

 

Topic 5

V3

 

More topics might be added in the future. Please be as partisan as you can.

ArgoNavis

And after discussing those topics, maybe we could talk about how I beat a NM by gloriously waiting until he timed out.

GodsPawn2016
AcronymDefinition
DH Designated Hitter (baseball)
DH Durham (postcode, United Kingdom)
DH Downhill
DH Diffie-Hellman (public key encryption algorithm)
DH Deccan Herald (Bangalore, India newspaper)
DH Digital Holography
DH Don't Hate
DH Das Heisst (German: That Is)
DH Dreamhack (computer LAN-party, Sweden)
DH Dear Husband
DH Dental Hygienist
DH Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
DH Dining Hall
DH Dog House (Northeastern University hockey cheering section)
DH Demon Hunter (gaming)
DH Diamond Head (band)
DH Decision Height
DH Demon Hunter (band)
DH Deer Hunter
DH Darkest Hour (band)
DH Moroccan Dirham (unit of currency)
DH Darling Husband
DH Dearborn Heights (Michigan)
DH Delayed Hypersensitivity
DH Drill Hole (surveying; mining)
DH Doing Homework
DH Independence Air (IATA Code)
DH Defense Held (gaming)
DH Document History (Army)
DH Dutch Harbor (Alaska)
DH Double-Heterostructure
DH Domestic Helper
DH DunderHead
DH Dung Heap
DH Documentary Hypothesis (religious studies)
DH Direction des Hôpitaux
dH Deutsche Härte (German Hardness, degrees of water hardness)
DH Double Haploid
DH Dark Heresy (game)
DH United Arab Emirates Dirham (national currency)
DH Degrees of Hardness (water)
DH Damn Husband
DH Daniel Handler (author)
DH Dumb Husband
DH Disaster Housing (FEMA)
DH Decay Heat
DH Dynamite Hack (band)
DH Doherty Hall (Carnegie Mellon University)
DH Deployed Husband
DH Distribution Host
DH Denver Harbor (band)
DH Disk Handler
DH Decoherent Histories
DH Delaware and Hudson Railway Company
DH Denver Hayes (Canadian clothing brand)
DH Dynamic Hohlraum
DH Dubai Holding LLC
DH Dangerous Highwall (ground condition)
DH Delay Histogram
DH death due to hostilities (US DoD)
DH Directorate for Human Intelligence (DIA) (US DoD)
DH Divide Halfword (IBM)
DH Developmental Handbook
DH Densely Homogeneous (mathematics)
DH Degradation-Handoff (algorithm)
DH Dirty Harry (movie)
DH Dennis Hoffman (heavy metal guitarist)
DH DeHavilland (British aircraft manufacturer)
DH Department of Health (UK)
DH Drunk Husband
DH Data Handling
DH Direct Hit (search engine)
DH District Heating
DH Desperate Housewives (TV show)
DH Drug History (medical records)
DH Double-Header
DH Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter book)
DH Deborah Harry (musician)
DH Direct Hire
DH Die Hard (Sears battery; also movie)
DH Dermatitis Herpetiformis (skin disease)
DH Dental Hygiene
DH Dennis Hopper (actor)
macer75
With_every_step wrote:

Clearly they intend to defeat a Designated Hitler, as a subtle and unexpected twist.

No, I think it's "dumb husband."

GodsPawn2016

I did a google search on Designated Hitler.  Nothing useful came up.  

Bilbo21

You mean an actually trophy or one of those cheesy pictures representing so-called achievements?

T1: Rematch if you have the time and want to play again.
T2: I agree. Kaynight is.
T3: Gary Kasparov.
T4: Take it as a compliment they were intimidated by you.
T5: ...is a modern, well-functioning website.

In one post, I've solved 10 years of endless arguments in this fora.

ArgoNavis
Bilbo21 wrote:

You mean an actually trophy or one of those cheesy pictures representing so-called achievements?

T1: Rematch if you have the time and want to play again.
T2: I agree. Kaynight is.
T3: Gary Kasparov.
T4: Take it as a compliment they were intimidated by you.
T5: ...is a modern, well-functioning website.

In one post, I've solved 10 years of endless arguments in this fora.

 

NOTE: NOBODY HAS GIVEN THE CORRECT ANSWER YET.

I'm afraid I don't have any adequate physical trophies in storage. Maybe if I search under the bed I will find the Jules Rimet Cup, but I don't feel like doing that.

But don't worry, I assure you won't get the taco trophy or anything cheesy if win. A shame when something like this exists:

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As for the discussion...

 

Do you prefer the serious answers?

T1. Refusing a rematch offer is outrageous and insultant. Real gentlemen accept rematches with their pinky fingers raised.

T2. Waterboarding was invented for a reason.

T3. Fischer. Kasparov's matches were rigged and Carlsen is a boring buffoon.

T4. See T2.

T5. I prefer V4

 

Or the jokes?

1. Only if you want

2. Annoying, but in the end I realize the clock is there for a reason.

3. It's not possible to compare players from different times accurately.

4. Impolite, but not a big deal

5. I use both V2 and V3. For some weird reason I prefer the way the forums look in V2.

ArgoNavis

Anybody else?

macer75
kingofshedinjas wrote:
Bilbo21 wrote:

You mean an actually trophy or one of those cheesy pictures representing so-called achievements?

T1: Rematch if you have the time and want to play again.
T2: I agree. Kaynight is.
T3: Gary Kasparov.
T4: Take it as a compliment they were intimidated by you.
T5: ...is a modern, well-functioning website.

In one post, I've solved 10 years of endless arguments in this fora.

 

NOTE: NOBODY HAS GIVEN THE CORRECT ANSWER YET.

I'm afraid I don't have any adequate physical trophies in storage. Maybe if I search under the bed I will find the Jules Rimet Cup, but I don't feel like doing that.

But don't worry, I assure you won't get the taco trophy or anything cheesy if win. A shame when something like this exists:

 

 

As for the discussion...

 

Do you prefer the serious answers?

T1. Refusing a rematch offer is outrageous and insultant. Real gentlemen accept rematches with their pinky fingers raised.

T2. Waterboarding was invented for a reason.

T3. Fischer. Kasparov's matches were rigged and Carlsen is a boring buffoon.

T4. See T2.

T5. I prefer V4

 

Or the jokes?

1. Only if you want

2. Annoying, but in the end I realize the clock is there for a reason.

3. It's not possible to compare players from different times accurately.

4. Impolite, but not a big deal

5. I use both V2 and V3. For some weird reason I prefer the way the forums look in V2.

You mean to say that none of the answers in Diakonia's list are correct?

ArgoNavis

None of the answers in the list is correct.

And please try one word at a time...else is cheating.

GM_chess_player
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GM_chess_player

Hmmmmmm........

Badmarc4

You're going to beat..... A Dead Horse!

Am I correct?

ArgoNavis

We have a winner!

And now, let's beat the dead horse...

 

Topic 6

e4 vs d4

 

Topic 7

Fried Liver

EscherehcsE

Well that's just DS. Tongue Out

macer75

I'm going to spout some BS. Guess what that stands for?

ArgoNavis

Bachelor of Science, of course.

ArgoNavis

Or maybe Britney Spears.

Bilbo21

Bishop's Square.  Don't be a Ick Ead