I'm too stupid for this game, and wish I never paid for a membership.

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Magnus_Chase19
00saad13 wrote:

I have 1200 in puzzles, it doesn't mean anything.

Doing chess puzzles is the equivalent to getting points for participating, but failing the homework, quizzes, and tests...who cares.

dude im 1600 in puzzles but only 1100 in games

Non-hic-nec-illic
00saad13 wrote:

If I got a lobotomy, it wouldn't matter because I'd play just as horribly. I usually get destroyed by the ~10th move, and if I don't resign by then it's a drawn-out, humiliating defeat. People tell me to "have fun," but how can I have fun when I'm constantly regressing?

And it's not like I'm playing against super-geniuses or anything, I have a low ELO and I highly doubt everyone else I play is amazing. I'm just a moron. My ELO should probably be set in the negative range for life, I'm not going to get better, just worse. When people tell me what I'm doing wrong and what I can do right, I don't understand why I should make certain moves. It seems like I was dropped on my head when I was a baby and lack basic chess thinking.

I'd make smarter decisions in life by just burning my money instead of spending it on a membership here (thankfully not that much money to burn since I'm too dumb to get a good job).

well i haven't played much chess, but in 11 games i havent won a single one so i feel you

r-RTF-v

First, i don`t look at all at the points and it is not my goal to become a 1500 to a 2000 member, within a few days.
I just come to play the game, making mistakes and learning day by day.
And i use a notepad, as i reminder, for some moves and openings what is helping me a lot.
i also follow some people on youtube, who explaining the game and the most mistakes beginners make.
Like MelvinGarvey also give as an advice, play 30 minutes game, i also play them, because 10 minutes is for my own feeling at this moment to fast.
I don`t feel ashamed for it to say this, many people play 30 minutes game.
I enjoy the 30 minutes games, and yes, i also lose games, but don`t keep playing game after game, take a break between games.
But start to accept that you can lose a game, analyze your game, use notepad to wright down the moves the computer advices you, take sometimes a peak at the notepad, when you have any doubt abouth your next move.
Step by step you automatic will start to remember them.

zbrckovic
00saad13 wrote:
iBurnCustom wrote:
Took a quick peek at your profile and there’s no hope for you. Just delete the app.

 

I play in the web browser, not the app. How can I delete the Internet?

Wildekaart

Oh yeah, I didn't like my membership, I gotta tell everyone to convince them it's a waste of money while actually it's a great way to improve your chess abilities. If that improvement was not what you were aiming for in the first place then the problem is not that it's too costly for you, it's that you refused to put some work into it. That's what makes it a waste of money for you, and for a few others that have created similar threads. But you don't hear the others who do spend time and effort in it, telling everyone how amazing it is. We just hear you guys saying it's crap, while in all honesty it was simply your mistake to buy a membership because your mindset was all off. No need to share your sad story with us.

7ranveer

Hi

DrSpudnik
7ranveer wrote:

Hi

Another fabulous contribution to the art of conversation!

TheoneandonlyKaiping
firestar9990 wrote:
00saad13 wrote:

If I got a lobotomy, it wouldn't matter because I'd play just as horribly. I usually get destroyed by the ~10th move, and if I don't resign by then it's a drawn-out, humiliating defeat. People tell me to "have fun," but how can I have fun when I'm constantly regressing?

And it's not like I'm playing against super-geniuses or anything, I have a low ELO and I highly doubt everyone else I play is amazing. I'm just a moron. My ELO should probably be set in the negative range for life, I'm not going to get better, just worse. When people tell me what I'm doing wrong and what I can do right, I don't understand why I should make certain moves. It seems like I was dropped on my head when I was a baby and lack basic chess thinking.

I'd make smarter decisions in life by just burning my money instead of spending it on a membership here (thankfully not that much money to burn since I'm too dumb to get a good job).

well i haven't played much chess, but in 11 games i havent won a single one so i feel you

yep for sure. 00saad, you have an EXTREME fixed mindset then I thought. Everything you say is negative and you need to learn to handle feedback and etc. I make so many mistakes and the two games i played on this account I analyzed maybe three have accuracies only ranging from 10-50. Don't worry about it. Do your parents know about this?

jetoba
00saad13 wrote:

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Another issue I have is after developing minor pieces, castling, and connecting the rooks, it's like every square I see is defended pretty well — my opponent always has more defenders than I have attackers, so it's as if no matter what I do, I'm toast. My opponent has no holes, the defense is impregnable and it's my move...but all moves are bad. So it's like I'm going to lose no matter what as it'll end up going into an endgame where I'm ultimately at a material disadvantage.

An overly defensive player sees the opponents pawns/pieces as impregnable towers of strength.

An overly aggressive player sees them as speed bumps.

The people in the middle see them as challenges to be dealt with.  Join the middle.

JonThree

Try this: play the London queen side and king side, then the stonewall, then an open game against the lowest bot.  Who cares if the bot wins or loses?  Once you win all four openings against a bot, play a couple real people.  Then move up from 500 bot to 600 bot and try it again. 

Morri_Eve

Feel free to friend me. I'm pretty bad, just starting happy.png A good sport!

Thoughtdancerschoice

OK, so you are'too much a moron for chess", your words.  If you are still here hanging around, there is a reason.  Do you play OTB?  If not, give it up, online chess, why waste your time...  If you live in a rual area and can't play OTB, there are better hobbies to try.

 

edgues

NO one is ever to dumb to learn how to play chess. Feel free to email me at edguest@tutanota.com

play the robot number 1 and move up as you progress. get a chess board and pieces and play chess with someone you know. Learn with them. I played with my brothers while \i was learning.

edgues

Get the kids book of chess and read it through. It has lots of good tips and techniques.