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Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!
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Hi Cooked Queen. Irony? what's that?
The Hippy- Doesn't eat enemies but can be eaten by both sides, probably because he is so annoying in a chess game due to his protest against the"eating"pieces concept.
The robot hole digger. It picks a random square to start sawing through, if a piece is on the square it fall through and also through the table the 'digger' cuts through. Of course you don't play with good furniture and if you opponent's king square is receiving attention from the digger, you can wait as long you have enough time on the clock.
The Article 50. If the game is still in progress two years after you first touch (or 'trigger') it, all your pieces march off the board.
The Inspector Clouseau. Whenever you move this piece you must intentionally knock over some of your opponent's pieces, accidentally, of course, but hard enough so they go scattering far from the square they were on in which case you will need to restart the game. You clumsy fellow, you...
Apr 1, 2017
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#348
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
The Inspector Clouseau. Whenever you move this piece you must intentionally knock over some of your opponent's pieces, accidentally, of course, but hard enough so they go scattering far from the square they were on in which case you will need to restart the game. You clumsy fellow, you...
You also are required to exclaim "CAAAAAATOOOOOO..." whilst moving The Inspector Clouseau piece.
Apr 1, 2017
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#349
General-Mayhem wrote:
The ex-wife:
Every 5 turns it takes one of your pieces until you have nothing left
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heh
I am wondering exactly what you mean by that xD
The Cardinal. When an opposing pawn reaches the 8th square, the Cardinal ordains another bishop. No queens for you!
The humming pawn, It moves like a pawn but cannot capture or be captured. If your king castles he becomes a drowsy pawn which cannot move. He cannot be captured once he becomes a drowsy pawn but pieces may still move through him. If you move another piece (which you will!) It must be removed from the board, If your king does not move next turn then your king starts humming too, and then you lose :D.
Apr 2, 2017
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#357
The elephant foot. It is a grey piece.
The size of this piece is 8X8 squares. If you decide to employ it, you place it on a quadrant that runs from a1 to a8 and from h1 to h8. It crushes any other piece underneath it. It doesn't move - and nothing else does.
the whore, you use it to seduce an enemys knight over to your side
Apr 2, 2017
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#359
Are you inspired by other recent chess.com forum threads, by any chance???
Especially BANNED threads, perhaps????
The Internet Poster: Whenever you move him, he spews a stream of nonsense at your opponent, allowing you to either move one of his pieces or make two moves of your own. For every attack your opponent makes, he screams again, allowing you to do it again. When your opponent finally gives up, the piece does a victory dance over your opponents head and spits at him.
starts on e4 in place of pawn and when captured takes down every piece within a three square radius of your color. if not captred after 50 moves u lose.