Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!

I know, right? When they put all whites everywhere into a group labeled "racist" and "privileged", that's pretty racist, but they can't see that.

Backwards Pawns: All the pawns are exactly the same as a regular pawn, but they cannot move forward, only backward. They cannot be promoted, either.

And yes, I know that Backwards Pawns are actually a thing in real chess...

The Resigner. Auto resigns at start of game.

Hold on, if they both resign at the start of the game, then it's a tie because they both resigned. Who wins? 

nobody that's why it is the most useless piece ever!

You make every single idea of yours pretty much an instant loss. Can you please make ones that are just disadvantages?

The Death Pawn: Both players (secretly) pick one of their pawns as the death pawn at the beginning of the game (they might write them down and put them in a box). If a player captures their opponent's death pawn, they lose. This actually sounds like a fun variant.

That's actually a good idea! Imagine if any piece (except for king) could be a death piece. Then people could make really dumb queen sacs and win.

like this?

Yes.

does that mean if you go first you automaticly win if you choose death with you queen?

No.

well then if white has death for his queen, how do you stop this at the same time?

The slingshot pawn.

Every time a pawn is captured, the player slingshots it to the opponent's face. The first player to be completely blind loses.

When an en passant capture takes place, he gets to slingshot a queen but if he misses, it's resignation or the other player whacks him with the board.