Every turn it moves to a random square and kills anything on it. If it kills a king the side with a King wins
Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!
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Oct 9, 2017
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#582
The bird
Every turn it moves to a random square and kills anything on it. If it kills a king the side with a King wins
Every turn it moves to a random square and kills anything on it. If it kills a king the side with a King wins
I HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!!!
I am a kid!!!!!!!!!
seriously? how do I express online???
you are weird
you are mean, I am a kid okay.
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Oct 14, 2017
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#591
The Mystery Piece.
Could be of any color(though coffee and milk colored ones are more common), any size or shape. It resides on an area comprising multiple squares and cannot move. It can't eat or be eaten by any piece. Other pieces can be placed over it. This Mystery Piece will not come off the board even after the game.
This piece regarded with disgust by many players and some even buy new boards to avoid playing this Mystery Piece.
Oct 14, 2017
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#592
The Paua shell it can only move one square in any direction and if captured it is game over for you it starts on the e4 square for white and e5 for black. This peace causes white to win every time.
Oct 14, 2017
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#593
The Slutty Queen slides over the board propositioning opponent to distract
The invisible piece. The enemy piece could unknowingly be captured all of a sudden. Imagine an invisible piece capturing another invisible piece.
I bet I know more about animals idiots
men are stupid and fuck
whats the difference from a crocodile and a alligator failures and losers(just ulfhednar1234 and darthion)
I know a lot more stuff,like grammar, than you
Newest useless chess piece can be seen above this comment.
Waldo: Can capture every enemy piece on the board at once. Problem is, you can't find him.
Dead Waldo: Your knight somehow found Waldo and killed him. Now he just lays on your d- and e pawns and keeps them from advancing.
Angry Pawns: Your d- and e pawns are mad at you for (indirectly) killing Waldo, causing them to be covered with decomposing material. They capture(/move if you cheat) one square towards your king every time you move/capture with them. If you have these, you can only move them. You move them both at once. They promote at any edge of the board to an enemy Waldo.
Facepalming Queen: Your wife is mad at you for (supposedly) running around with drunkards. Simply stays in it's square on the d-file, chaining your king to it's e-file starting square. Also takes command away from you of the army, and purposely makes you vulnerable to the four move checkmate to hurt you, your rating, and your ego.
Insurers: Coming Soon!
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