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Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!


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The worm. This piece when placed on a square immediately digs a hole and disappears, only reappearing on the board on a random square approximately two weeks later (when it is dark).

The climate activist, complains all the time about the entire chess board getting warmer and this all leaves me cold.
The Phantom: Its position on any square on ranks 3, 4, 5 or 6 is determined randomly before the game begins. It it neither moves or captures. It is transparent to the movements of pieces of either side, White or Black. i.e. any piece or Pawn can move through or onto its square without effect. Like the King, it can never be captured. The Phantom is an inverted truncated pyramid at a minimum of four times the height of the King. It tends to topple over when another piece is placed on top of it or when a player sneezes.
whatever, you didn't answer my 3rd comment