Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!

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THISISAWARRIOR

whatever, you didn't answer my 3rd commentsurprise.png

incorrectname

hmm

Ofgeniuskind_closed
A knight that can only move backwards in L's
Math1029
An upside down rook that can only capture your pieces or check the king. Also, it leaves the enemy pieces alone.
THISISAWARRIOR
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incorrectname

quoting is not fullly copy and pasting

THISISAWARRIOR

can we be friends?clubs.png

THISISAWARRIOR

no. I really mean can we be friendstournaments.pngtrophies.pngclubs.png?

silvertruck
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Elroch

The worm. This piece when placed on a square immediately digs a hole and disappears, only reappearing on the board on a random square approximately two weeks later (when it is dark).

zachinia

his reason is so he can actually have a friend

 

iadrxann
Poop suck : cannot even move
THISISAWARRIOR

I got a trophy at San Ramon on Sunday

Whompo
jcgentge wrote:

The hammer time. piece can move side to side in one turn. cannot be touched.

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THISISAWARRIOR

That is a weird commentmeh.pngnull

evert823

The climate activist, complains all the time about the entire chess board getting warmer and this all leaves me cold.

tittiesnxans
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Rockfart

The Phantom: Its position on any square on ranks 3, 4, 5 or 6 is determined randomly before the game begins. It it neither moves or captures. It is transparent to the movements of pieces of either side, White or Black. i.e. any piece or Pawn can move through or onto its square without effect. Like the King, it can never be captured. The Phantom is an inverted truncated pyramid at a minimum of four times the height of the King. It tends to topple over when another piece is placed on top of it or when a player sneezes.

chessplayergreninja

The neo king . This piece will come in after you are checkmated  and will kill your own pieces until it is also checkmated.

chessplayergreninja
chessplayergreninja wrote:

The neo king . This piece will come in after you are checkmated  and will kill your own pieces until it is also checkmated.

Plus it can not kill enemy pieces.