The shoe only takes pieces that are threatening the shoe
Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!
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How about a bishop that, on a given move, can hop one square like a rook, and end up on the opposite color.
The elephant
Only moves 2 squares diagonally at a time, and can't get past the river.
How about a piece that has to reverse it's move as soon as he makes it, but you get a second, new move you can make after that.
The fat hungry guy. Will eat all pieces of importance to you if you dont capture pieces in every 3 moves
Idrinkyourhealth wrote:
the-friendly-cow - basically occupiyng the left side of the board... it moves itself 1 square forward every 3 turns. White has no pieces in the left side - there is a cow instead... and cow and forces to black to develope his left side before being crushed by it's unstoppable advancement.
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The flash - moves 12 squares
Aug 10, 2018
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The sloth. Lounges on the chessboard and takes up all the space. It is know for breaking many pieces and therefore winning the game.
The umbrella. On d3, e3, d6, and e6.
It cannot be moved, only captured by the opponent or yourself.
the Slug, moves only 1 square at a time and can be passed through and if passed through dies.
the nerd searches the library and internet every move to decide whats the best move and then does not do anything about it
Slitherio: a piece that poisons your pieces so you can not touch them
the kalw: cow that likes kale
function: sits there and give dirty advice to both sides. eats kale slaps you/opponent on the face if not playing stockfish choice move.
Does it also give you milk in everything you mooo about?