Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!

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josephyossi

The shoe only takes pieces that are threatening the shoe 

EndgameEnthusiast2357

How about a bishop that, on a given move, can hop one square like a rook, and end up on the opposite color.

Enderman1323

The elephant

Only moves 2 squares diagonally at a time, and can't get past the river.

EndgameEnthusiast2357

How about a piece that has to reverse it's move as soon as he makes it, but you get a second, new move you can make after that.

kleong12

The fat hungry guy. Will eat all pieces of importance to you if you dont capture pieces in every 3 moves

King_of_pawns

The kings can't move, so no castling either.

Luinor
Idrinkyourhealth wrote:

the-friendly-cow - basically occupiyng the left side of the board... it moves itself 1 square forward every 3 turns. White has no pieces in the left side - there is a cow instead... and cow and forces to black to develope his left side before being crushed by it's unstoppable advancement.

 

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theocomicman
The flash - moves 12 squares
BoboTheFlyingSheep67

The sloth. Lounges on the chessboard and takes up all the space. It is know for breaking many pieces and therefore winning the game.

ilovevietnamchess

 

WSama

The umbrella. On d3, e3, d6, and e6.

 

It cannot be moved, only captured by the opponent or yourself.

woogiedad

the Slug, moves only 1 square at a time and can be passed through and if passed through dies.

woogiedad

the nerd searches the library and internet every move to decide whats the best move and then does not do anything about it

ilovevietnamchess
 

 

Kjasmine008

the "ABC" it sings the annoying alphabet song in your ears

ryry0819
Slitherio: a piece that poisons your pieces so you can not touch them
Kjasmine008

The it, it its, get it? It's an it...

VikrantPlaysD4

The box entry it goes into the box at move 1.

tuoyuan

nuke blows up every 5 moves place on b3+g3 or g6+b6 [only works on frinds does not destroy enemy

tuoyuan

wind blows enemy pieces into mate after 5 moves place on b1