Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!

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friedmelon
josephyossi wrote:
LeopoldLodur wrote:

The Rock(not rook)

 

ways

2000 pounds

 

there is a piece that is called a rock 

yes

tuoyuan

Jasob_Hendrix

Assassin: Takes out your king

tuoyuan

no name grin.pngrops nukes everywhere-death arrives

Luinor
alvinwu wrote:
The Angry Einstein. Slaps you on the back if you make a blunder. Turns all of your pieces into pi symbols. It turns e4, h8, and f5 into E=mc2. Kills you if you blunder.

einstien hated chess

Luinor

this forum is dead: started 4 years ago!!

Luinor
Peppypranu wrote:
TheGreatOogieBoogie wrote:

Also there's a gambit called the retarded pawn gambit:



That's the Latvian Gambit, I think.

latvian is e4 e5 nf3 f5

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

the pope:

is an AI, takes control of all 4 bishops and uses them to stop war (puts them in the worst squares for both players)

silvertruck

Francium

Element 87

Decays in 0.000000001 seconds turning the chess board, all the pieces, and the players into plasma.

 

S_Barkey

The joker. The joker can be placed anywhere on the board. It can only move once before it is taken back off the board. It can only be used once for each player per game and can't attack any other pieces.

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

a piece called the joker already exists in bulldog chess

check it out in the chess960 and other variants section

Checkmate_06

A piece named Paap. It can be teleported to capture any piece on the board but It Only works in analysis boards. LOL

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOL

tuoyuan

new piece:Bad_Dobby_Fischer says LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL infinite times takes 4 squares cannot

blueemu

The Emo.

It sits in the corner, sobbing about how unfair the rules of chess are and how all the other pieces hate it. 

Kwolverine04

The Traitor

They start in the center and move like a king. Any time any piece comes near it, it gets killed. Traitors can't be killed by other traitors.

Jasob_Hendrix

this forum is so stupid I'm unfollowing it

silvertruck

850

how did this get so far?

Malleuck

Yeah. Itwas mildly amusing-- what...feels like 10 years ago ??!!? Geez

JohnHS

The King.

No invention needed.