9. I beat macer75 to posting this thread. No wonder Cleverbot thinks I'm #1.
Is Macer75 no longer a top 2 troll?

Not bad... not bad at all! I'll admit that I'm glad I didn't create this thread myself, because I probably wouldn't have done as good a job. Which is not to say that I'm admitting to any of the charges you have levelled against me - like any other troll, I need inspiration, and I think I've been plenty inspired in some of my other threads to make up for my lack of inspiration in this instance.

Dear reepicheep, have you been in chess.com since 2012?
No?
I thought so.
That's why he said "no longer".
And now I will proceed to leave this thread, secretly crying because of point 2 of the OP.

How would @Reepinchess14 know about @Robert_New_Alekhine and @Yurisenkevich? They were active in 2016 and @Reepinchess14 made his account in 2017
Easy! I have a long memory.

Wut
Macer is a mod. You didn't know?
I heard the rumors and all, but I didn't realize it was known and proved.
Looks like you're a bit late to the party.

LOL I must admit that has given me and my fellow mods loads to laugh about.
From England. The same as Macer75 dating profile. Next you will be telling us that it is a coincidence that someone has the exact same username as Macer with the same year of birth who just happens to be the star sign of Taurus as well. 2Q1C exposed you.
I am not going to tell you anything and if that's your evidence well it makes it even more funny

LOL I must admit that has given me and my fellow mods loads to laugh about.
But yours is 67. What's the connection? 75.
7 +5 = 12.
75-12 = 67
Carry on I'm LMAO

Even if he is an undercover mod, I like both of them, so it's fine, I think. I didn't mean to quote, ugh.
Thank you unfortunately it is not true but hey if that's want members want to believe then go ahead

LOL I must admit that has given me and my fellow mods loads to laugh about.
Yeah, all of us thought it was hilarious!

Well we know Macer isn't from America anymore. If he lied to us about that what else is he capable of lying about?
But I've already confessed everything to you in our last conversation! Remember everything I told you? Here's a refresher:
Well... since you've already found out my secret, I see no need in beating around the bush anymore. Let me tell you the whole truth.
by macer75 10 minutes ago Delete
Every one of us here is an undercover mod. Bilbo is David, The_Helloer is Calamodin, and Kingofshedinjas is Erik's son.
by macer75 10 minutes ago Delete
So you already know the truth, and now the entirety of chess.com knows. What more do I have to hide?

Oh, and I'm batgirl by the way.
Oh right, I forgot about that. Now you have the whole truth.

Since you all are obsessed with Mods, who here is going to dress up as one for Halloween? And who will you be?

Since you all are obsessed with Mods, who here is going to dress up as one for Halloween? And who will you be?
I'm going as Erik.
But that's appropriation!
Historically, @macer75 has been one of the top trolls on the site. He's been around for years and has built an impressive reputation. Who can forget such gems of trollery as this one? https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/support-my-campaign-for-chess-com-staff-member
However, his star has faded a bit recently. There are several reasons for this:
1. The competition is tougher. How many times has macer75 been banned? Has he even been banned once?
2. The old second tier of trolls from the Golden Age of Chess.com Trolling are gone. Your work stands out the most when compared to high quality but clearly inferior imitations. But @Robert_New_Alekhine, @YuriSenkevich, and others have all left us. @MarcoBR444 rarely logs in. @BronsteinPawn is still active, but post doesn't post much. Everyone else is just third-rate and barely even counts as "trolling".
3. Earlier this year he got trolled on one of his own threads, first by a Mod and then by our Dear Leader Erik Himself: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/a-comparison-of-chesscom-with-other-sites. A good troll trolls others, but doesn't get trolled back, especially not by mods and staff. Macer75, your standards are slipping.
5. He probably didn't notice that my points #1 and #2 are a bit contradictory.
6. He probably didn't even notice that there was no point #4.
7. He recently posted *GASP* a chess-related thread: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/is-nakamura-no-longer-a-top-2-speed-chess-player. And he didn't even bury it in Off Topic where such threads belong!
8. Finally, I asked Cleverbot's opinion. Cleverbot agreed with me, and actually thinks I'm #1:
User: Who is the top troll on chess.com?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Is macer75 still a top two troll?
Cleverbot: No more like a fairy.
User: I knew you would agree with me!
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: No, tell me!
User: Macer75 is no longer a top two troll on chess.com.
Cleverbot: But the silence will fall when the question is asked.
What do you think? Is he moving down the ranking? Who is moving up to take his place? What exactly did Cleverbot mean by "No more like a fairy"?